10-22-2015, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Diode
walks out of county right to the nearest library, pulls pants down, takes irrelevant shit in thread, leaves, gets arrested again, slips human sized handcuffs, wakes up hogtied on beach with a leafblower in his mouth and a gardening shovel in his ass, sentenced to five years for indecent exposure and crimes against humanity incl. sexual assault of baby hands
ncs continues on til next release
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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