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Originally Posted by dull boy
When did Uncle Sam and The Cat in the Hat fuck?
This dude fell outta Apollo Creed’s trunks like, ‘ABRACADABRA!’
White trash with that Axe funk on some back from Iraq stuff.
Dishonorably discharged ‘cause, “Faggots and blacks suck.”
Jeb Kaczynski. Mailing out bomb threats. Failed as a hobbit.
Are you having a yard sale or’d your trailer just vomit?
Boom Baptist Christ and methylene. Natty Light on everything.
Wrist ware and your old lady’s plastic spider wedding ring.
Bitch told you, ‘take the four wheeler and load up on vittles.’
You came home smelling like Fruit Roll Ups and Skittles.
Incestuous ancestry. That face can’t lie.
How you molest your nephew and son at the same damn time?
Oh yeah. They’re the same damn guy.
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the first half of that was hella dope, the second half not so much... but still funny
nice job