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Originally Posted by dull boy
Coach Andy 'Amen' Santiago. He of the 2 year lifetime warranty. |
My name’s Dre, I aint gay but the power of my son’s inside me
Stopped and froze, awkward pose, ...yo this door looks just like me
I want it my way, I just demand and it works
Life’s been a breeze since BK sent my assistant manager shirt
You see this head? It gets razor sharp slashing attacks
Even my Beamers don’t shine this bright after a wax
My wife’s amazing, she likes my scalp like a bleached boulder
And fucks me at night while she squats 300 pounds on each shoulder
*style switch inner rhyme scheme Amen multi-mode engage*
My lips are like thick boards, I tell ladies my dick is my jizz sword,
I might yell at my kids, For their yellowish tint,
Or I might sit in this bathroom, yellin’ SETH’S A FAGGOT on discord
This here is my birthplace, I need hair in the worst way,
But not as much as I need to argue COVID for 6 hours during my work days
I was born lanky and buff & my kids never thank me for stuff
My will to live is based on building shit,
And my hair just burns off when I’m angry enough
And It burns until the cinders itch, I work so my kids are rich
It’s actually scary I’m happily married
But I’ll still send my dick & a Trump meme to a Tinder bitch