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Motherly Wisdom · 06-04-2015, 01:25 PM

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Wanna hear a good gay joke?

You and Sharp.

The two of you seranade in the candlelight of a Yonkee Doodle Candle since your combined income of $13 an hour can't provide luxuries such as a real Yankee candle where Sharp is crying in your effeminate shoulder because Glee is over and you're crying because you cry daily and it was about that time.

The life of Michelle Hunt is one where a cot is his sleeping place and it is in his grandmother's attic. She feels bad for him since he was recently fired from his job at Subway, where he loved to pretend to be a dutiful housewife every time a male customer ordered a sandwich. The devastation of this loss had introduced more nightly visits from Hunt's very close friend Sharp, where the sounds of giggles and soft slaps would occasionally be heard. They must have been exercising while singing since every now and then one of them would leave the attic wiping fluid from their mouths.

But they both bonded together on their love of reality television, being bullied in school for their alternative lifestyles, and gossip. But they sure hated being unable to gossip without being called effeminate in a mean way as compared to them using it as a compliment to one another. So one night after they played their usual round of hide the tic-tac did Sharp come up with an idea.

Sharp: hey mikey
Mike Hunt: yea babe?
Sharp: wouldn't it be cool if there was somewhere we could gossip and snark and have other men do the same with us?
Mike Hunt: yeah it would
Sharp: but wouldn't it be better if we could also be Eminems too?!
Mike Hunt: hes so dreamy
Sharp: I mean like microsoft word and eminem, we could be like those rappers on MTV without those icky women
Mike Hunt: lol! I mean El-Oh-El that would be cool
Sharp: but we gotta be in charge so we can get rid of any mean men who think it's ok to hurt our feelings. We're allowed to be girls
Mike Hunt: yeah! girl power, sista
*they reengage in inappropriate activity*
Sharp: i like boys and i like gossiping about them
Mike Hunt: i like boys too, but I kinda wanna feel like I matter
Sharp: you matter to me
Mike Hunt: i know but i mean like in the real world
Sharp: so... on this site would you like to be our security guard? You can be like a real cop on there
Mike Hunt: oh yay! Can I put a picture of a cute hunk as my avatar?!
Sharp: oooooo yeah so I can imagine you being righteous on my bill

And that is how Sharp and Mike Hunt came to be what they are today on here. They also have been seen time to time in the audience of tapings of "The View".

P.S- Knucklehead is pretty queer too.

06-04-2015, 01:25 PM	#4
Motherly Wisdom Detained Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Straight Crusader Posts: 34 Rep Power: 0	EDITED Wanna hear a good gay joke? You and Sharp. The two of you seranade in the candlelight of a Yonkee Doodle Candle since your combined income of $13 an hour can't provide luxuries such as a real Yankee candle where Sharp is crying in your effeminate shoulder because Glee is over and you're crying because you cry daily and it was about that time. The life of Michelle Hunt is one where a cot is his sleeping place and it is in his grandmother's attic. She feels bad for him since he was recently fired from his job at Subway, where he loved to pretend to be a dutiful housewife every time a male customer ordered a sandwich. The devastation of this loss had introduced more nightly visits from Hunt's very close friend Sharp, where the sounds of giggles and soft slaps would occasionally be heard. They must have been exercising while singing since every now and then one of them would leave the attic wiping fluid from their mouths. But they both bonded together on their love of reality television, being bullied in school for their alternative lifestyles, and gossip. But they sure hated being unable to gossip without being called effeminate in a mean way as compared to them using it as a compliment to one another. So one night after they played their usual round of hide the tic-tac did Sharp come up with an idea. Sharp: hey mikey Mike Hunt: yea babe? Sharp: wouldn't it be cool if there was somewhere we could gossip and snark and have other men do the same with us? Mike Hunt: yeah it would Sharp: but wouldn't it be better if we could also be Eminems too?! Mike Hunt: hes so dreamy Sharp: I mean like microsoft word and eminem, we could be like those rappers on MTV without those icky women Mike Hunt: lol! I mean El-Oh-El that would be cool Sharp: but we gotta be in charge so we can get rid of any mean men who think it's ok to hurt our feelings. We're allowed to be girls Mike Hunt: yeah! girl power, sista they reengage in inappropriate activity Sharp: i like boys and i like gossiping about them Mike Hunt: i like boys too, but I kinda wanna feel like I matter Sharp: you matter to me Mike Hunt: i know but i mean like in the real world Sharp: so... on this site would you like to be our security guard? You can be like a real cop on there Mike Hunt: oh yay! Can I put a picture of a cute hunk as my avatar?! Sharp: oooooo yeah so I can imagine you being righteous on my bill And that is how Sharp and Mike Hunt came to be what they are today on here. They also have been seen time to time in the audience of tapings of "The View". P.S- Knucklehead is pretty queer too. __________________ Hello, I am Fatherly Wisdom. I am being heavily discriminated against for being heterosexual.