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word i can't help but troll when i lose interest in a topic.

to answer the question you asked him

i chose to be straight when i was around 8. whenever cooties stopped being a thing and going to the skating rink became a thing

might even be closer to 10

i guess thats a lie though because one of my earliest memories is rubbing my knub to my dads porn mags and getting beat for it.

i had to be like 4 or 5

i sometimes wonder if i got molested and don't remember because i've always been a deviant and i literally used to beat off all the time before i could even nut. i remember legit trying to fuck my "girlfriend" in like 4th grade

one of my moms friends blew me or something. i wish i had the memory to wack it too.