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Old 06-05-2020, 11:18 AM   #11
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Neighbor

Sometimes you take a gamble & get shortchanged your half.
The closest this nerd’s come to Risk & reward was playin the board game for cash.
Above avg filler
I’ll have doctors sayin, “you don’t wanna look at him.”
The Mind Assassin? Let’s see if your brain can fight itself outta this coma I put you in.
Clever, but that second line stretched
I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Above avg gun bar. I chuckled
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.
Cool wp, not feeling the punch
Veritas’ punches? A joke.. while Neigh’s hit like Tyson’s.
The way you cop out to those knee slappers could inspire nationwide riots.
Clever. Cool.
#1 seed for a reason.. you gettin bagged early.
I just put the #32 on his back & retired him w/ The Heat — Shaq jersey.
I hate these types of endings

Wording is solid. For most bars, I didn't like the actual diss behind the cleverness.

5/10


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Veritas

Tbh I ain't sure if this if the first round of the summer classic or a deadly protest, the way I fuck twelves.
The synthesis of every one of my selves. The only fight here is your urge to browse Hot Topic shelves
You look like a substance abuser who demos all his sheetrock instead of a broad's cooter.
See you sitting at BWW salty cuz my first line is better than your whole verse calling me a loser.
Fact: Neigh, you're the Goldberg tat of battle rap. You're trashy. If you were black, you're ashy.
Posing as a steroid-using day trader isn't despicable, I sincerely think it's classy.
I write multiverses. Your wife holds moldy purses, I solve human troubles and puzzles, you drink Mtn Dew behind old purple tint with bubbles.
I could legit kill you with my bare hands, this rejects your scuffles, basic white boy like u aint built for the struggles this arm-less man juggles.
I have my eye on you, bootleg Beyond. Hollohan to Barcotic's Pat Stay, Kyle, how are you a threat tho?
Original. You and V? Wi gon end with a 44 like I'm 64 Cubed, made you Sue for the votes I Switch, bitch it aint a game, I'm Nintendo.
And ironically, still not playing. See what I'm saying is my ammo has so many ways to paint your face
And while totally accurate, you being a Juggalo rape-baby, is the most unique kill to state this case.


Entirely too stretched for me to take seriously.


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