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Default Diesel vs SPREE

ICU Freestyle Board - Nov 30th 1999

Diesel-

export knowledge like a motem
Verbally cut emcees like Spree in their scrotum
To leave the shaft bumpy like a totem
Poll I roll them around in flour
Then after an hour
Let the kid Spree take a shower
His stump grew a flower
Power to him then I guess
But in this test of lyrical prowness
I digress and come off best
Mid-west stress the adress
I make like Gettysburg
History in the making
With each conceptualized word
Secondary in this lyrical decathalon
Is Spree
Ego crumbling
Like the Parthenon
Spree's mom had to treat herself during labor
Said the baby coming out looked like a SmurfĂ´
And skinnier than a light saber
Soft hearted like nerf
Sprees mom quickly fainted
The family name was tainted
And none would be aquainted
To Ugly Junior
A true son to his father
When Sprees p's were tryin for kids
The neighbor's said
Why even bother
But they did
And the kid looks like
Tires came and skid
On his face
Displacement
Of genetalia
No replacement
The only fake membranes
Were far too large in proportion
So whenever my man Spree showers
He flips his body in contortions
To hide the wack fact
The his back is less flat
Than his crotch
Damn his genes really botched
Now he watches
Porno flicks with John Wayne Bobbit
Thinkin damn that could be me
Spree be short like the hobbit
With even worse delivery
Meaning J.R. Tolkein
Couldn't even conceptualize
Guys as wack and ugly as Spree
Because his brain was too wise
I express lyrical humor
To give headz brain tumors
Fumagate
But don't wait
For my defeat
I'll never hesitate
To debate on the stage
Jump brave
Incessant like rave
Music
Now Spree's carcass remains
Cuz he opted for battle
So he choosed it
Drip like fluids
From his girl's lips
Flips the scripts
And sees vaginal warts the size of his zits
Spree quit
Intellectual shit
But this free was kinda silly
Get the eff up on the mic
And get mad illy
On the really...

pEaCe...

Spree-

Inpenetratable when tha mic iz in my grip
I flip scripz
and body dip
Feed ya flesh to my dog
Quickly tey devour
Within an hour
Shrink ya head like I waz a witch doctor
No glockz just foe to foe
Toe to toe
Now let me explain how tha plot goez
I eat away at Diesel'z flesh
To tha bone I grub
Ronchy Diesel getz thrown in tha tub
300 degreez of heat
Complete tha feat
Now Dieselz deceased
Hiz momz throwz a party with all MCz
But what everyonez not aware of
I still have Dieselz skeletin hung up
Hiz vertebrate cracked down tha middle
Solve tha puzzle and tha riddle
D-ickless sun of a b*tch
I-mmediately destructed ya with tha verbal kick
E-nslaved tha punk ass trik
S-obbin and gobblin on hiz own d*ck
Cuz I played Lorena Bobbitt
And sawed it
Then stuck it down hiz throat
I devote my life to killing suckaz
Aint no joke
Nominate me
Let me arize to tha next level
Overpower competition
Diesel iz just one of tha several
Tha piecez exhibit
Lokkin like feeces
Your fleskh decreases
I passed the preliminary
The I got a by
To tha next
No disrespect
But Diesel
I regret that ya will beat me
Cuz I blow up like euraneum
Blow up ya spot
Got tha shotta
But not metallic
It'z verbal statikk
Diezel you lack it
I stack it
Buz not paypa
I stack dead bodies
Like John Gotti
Red all over ya bodie
You stink like a lavaratory
Or ya so called home
Clone tha microphone
Alone stone my stone
Metamorphosize into three eyes
Despise your liez
Diezel you fakin
I'm eliminatin
And devistatin
Your misplacion
Of your creation
Cuz my verbal station
Scalting hot
Hot enough ta scorch
My force
Let me blaz tha mocrophone
And then once again feed ya flesh to my dogz
Creepin through tha fog

Good verse, Dies.... No disrespect, just a battle verse

SPREE aka 2-SMOOVE/HiDDeN iMaGe
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