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Old 04-20-2018, 09:34 AM   #7
El Muffin
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Winning’s never guaranteed when up against legends & vets
& he’s neither, know this a win w/ Gamble-in, I’m hedging the bets.
(Mmm pretty simple but ok open)
Howtf are u even here? Bribed Cred while we weren’t looking
oxymoron is calling yourself $ho Money, yet never had one booking.
(Decent)
Settle this like Men, ya’kno what time it is.. bitch do u box?
got no hands, so don’t wound ya’self up, you’ll get digital clocked.
(Meh)
And I hope ya have a church home, cuz the gun play’s next,
my Saturday Night Special’s gon’ lead to ya corpse in it’s sunday best.
(Phewwwww I fk with this)
Fuck around & euthanize this lil bitch, you’re basically a pet..
dog it’s certain shots you’re gonna take once ya make it to a Vet.
(Old afffff but oddly enough its slick to me)
I’m bilingual, you’re bi-sexual, that’s 2 different life plans hoe
rifle down ya damn throat, have you talking w/ de que, no español.
(Nice)
I own my house, cars & more, while his life’s bad, it’s sad..
straight leap frog - homeless fag keeps jumping from pad to pad.
(Haha I like)
Must’ve been a neglected kid, tourney’s your whole life story,
the grown-ups wanna have fun.. so u’re getting dropped off early.
(Eh)


Hes expected to set the tone based off what the card shows.
Yet you couldnt 'RAISE THE BAR' if you 'parented Shemus & Cesaro.'
(I don't watch wrestling . only thing I recognize is sheamus)
Number 1 seed? Pfft 'watch me disrespect' till this cocky prick is dead..
U cld say i'm 'Throwing SCHADE'... yeah when i 'pick his frail ass up' and 'Drop him on his Head.'
(Noooooo pronouncing error /forces np)
Hell fire and Brimstone, watch him burn in the flames.
If i was 'those cats from RB I' would 'Hit u till u run Home'.... N chalk it up to a real 'Personal Gain'.
(Could of been good . not feeling tho)
He's the type to talk shit on the net, then in person try calling a truce.
Probably 'Soldier Sole' just cause u couldn't Stand or 'Walk in a real Warrior's Boots.'
(Ok . passable but wording towards the end was plodding )
Get put down with a tight verse, when he'd probably bite first.
But when i 'Sunshades' attempt? he couldn't 'use those to block my shine'...this is 'Light Work.'
(Shade. Is a no like said prior .. But the last tie on was loooooseee)
Fuck that new 'Dwayne Johnson flick', got No Time to See.
Closest youd see to 'him on a RAM PAIGE' is 'watching Her Sex Tape from Behind a Screen.'
(Not familiar Tbh)
Soon as i start swinging this battle axe? Itll show this faggots whack.
And soon as this blast his ass..Chances are Slim Shady 1' to get a dub in the 'Aftermath.'
(If the shade shit worked I'd like it but u oding on a np that at its inception doesn't work)
'U getting fucked', just for being a 'Virginia gonna see defeat sir.'
This'll be another upset to go down in History when u see '16 over 1'..... Im like the 'UMBC Retrievers.'
(Ehh ok I guess)


Yeah Schad got it

Gamble used shade lines too much n the np is really off

V/schad
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