INTRO
Goose evening everybody. Welcome to week 2 and props to everyone except @
Munster, you all showed and it was a great turnout. This week I was sent nothing again due to people being busy which is understandable, but it’s thursday and it’s time the mag goes out. Been a little pressed for time myself but I MUST deliver on my word.
BATTLE REVIEWS VIDEO BY COLOMBIAN GOD
PREDICTIONS
Cashius (1-0) vs. Blue Bayou (1-0)
This is my pick for battle of the week right here. Both are dope vets and it can go either way but I’m editing it to Cashius. Cash has been at the top of his game for the longest and Blue has been in and out with the dopeness. Again, this is gonna be close but I’m calling it bashius.
Cashius 55/44
Ghost1 (1-0) vs. Jabari Black (1-0)
Here’s another battle that’s bound to be dope with an unpredictable outcome. Jabari is at the top of his game right now and has been winning consistently. Bags is rusty by probably has some stored bars he might whip out for this. Another obstacle JB is gonna have to face is beating bags simply based off of status alone. Sad shit but politics are very real on this site. I’m gonna go against the grain and say
Jabari Black 60/40
MMLP (1-0) vs. Destroyer (1-0)
I’m sure des is a bit relieved this week to have a rather easier matchup this week coming off a hard earned barcotic win. That battle was ridiculous and I hate you all with every ounce of my heart. Eat shit. MMLP won last week but his opponent wasn’t much, it’ll be hard for him to win this one but I’m rooting for ya.
Destroyer 75/25
Schadenfreude (1-0) vs. BodySnatcher (1-0)
Now this is another cool battle that has BOTW potential. Pisses me off that these fagits complained about having to battle each other and I’m pretty sure I can guess why. You mad cause you’d have preferred an easier matchup? Stfu and stop being little bitches. If I’m wrong on that then I have absolutely no idea why you’re bitchig then. Boring matchups aren’t interesting, it’s week 2 don’t act like you weren’t bound to meet at one point. “Omggggg one of us is gonna be 1-1’after this week!!!” Lol cry me a fuckin uterus.
Schadenfreude 60/40
Twodrop (1-0) vs. Chyeahhh!!! (1-0)
This battle is already open for votes, props for dropping early. Twodrop has definitely stepped his game up as of late and I respect that. CHYEAH has been on some other shit and been dropping weirdly obscure and corny. Gonna have to step it up, I’m going with
Twodrop 55/45
Lenox (1-0) vs. Larkin (1-0)
This has potential to be a cool little battle. I’m not sure who Larkin is yet or what he’s capable of but he won last week. Props for showing, I always appreciate that. Lenox also won last week, and I hope he brings something better this week. Couldngo either way butnina call it
Lenox 60/40
Pinot Grij (0-0) vs. Infiltrate (1-0)
This has BOTW all over it. Inf is on his way to stardom and Pinot is a top tier battler all the way. Gonna be a toss up but I’m glad this battle got to happen. Good luck to both by ima edge it to
Pijot Grij 55/45
bleak (1-0) vs. DynamiCz (0-1)
Dyna is a rising star and bleak is well on his way to quality elevation. Who will win?
DynamiCz 95/5
Deon (0-0) vs. Chainz (0-0)
I hope you niggas show and I put you against each other just because I’m unsure if you’ll shownornjot. Deon is apparently good but I’ve never seen him battle. Chainz is an alias but idk who yet. We’ll just have to see what happens here. Good luck.
Plot (0-1) vs. Defiant (0-1)
Here’s another battle I put together because you’re both two people who aren’t too reliable at showing. I’m very happy you both showed last week and I hope you do again. You both also dropped good punches last week so I’m excited to see your shit this time around. I’m gonna go with
Defiant 60/40
Mediocrity (0-1) vs. Incredible (0-1)
Two guys who are currently on the elevation ladder and both have something to prove. This is an important battle for you both because it can determine your fate for the rest of the season. I’m gonna go with Incredible here.
Incredible 70/30
Exis (0-1) vs. Cereal (0-1)
My niggas. Props to both of you for sticking with this even though it’s not quite your forte. This battle is already open for votes and it seems like cereal is winning lmao good shit.
Innovator (0-1) vs. Bongo Bear (0-1)
Inno is good at text, he knows how to write bars and just needs to acquire a style unique to him that works. Bingo isn’t bad either but had a poor showing last week. I’m gonna give it to Innovator this week based off of experience.
Innovator 65/35
Ahriman (0-1) vs. Flow (0-1)
Flow is a mid tier gunner who’s on the road to top tier contention. Props to being fluent in idiocricy and always pissing me the fuck off in some way. Ahriman is unknown and I’m trying to figure out who he is. Flow has the better potential at winning this.
Flow 80/20
MESSAGE TO DES/BARC
OUTRO
That’s all folks. Relatively short mag this week based on time and shit. If anyone wants to help ou for next weeks mag please feel free to hmu in a PM. PROPS to everyone for staying active on the final frontier of text forums, Netcees. Love you all.