[Cred]

HISTORY OF THE LYRIC OLYMPICS THUS FAR
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We definitely got some classic matches that have went down so far with its latest coming from two of NC’s well rounded text competitors @Orc & @Schadenfreude these niggas chose a Swag & Flow format and both dropped flames; if y’all haven’t already peeped it I linked y’all down below, along with links to all battles that have went down in the Lyric Olympics so far.







Orc vs Schadenfreude - Week 8 (Orc Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=127093


Aero vs Schadenfreude - Week 7 (Schadenfreude Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126855

Aero vs Infiltration - Week 6 ( Aero Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126615

Aero vs Cred - Week 5 (Aero Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126441

Diablo vs Aero - Week 4 (Aero Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126333

Diablo vs Uh Oh - Week 3 (Diablo Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126319

Diablo vs Witty - Week 2 (Diablo Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126247

Witty vs Dull Boy - Week 1 (Witty Wins)

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126179











The Nick James Meltdown
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You can’t let gay ass @Amen do you like this bro. Smh...

Originally Posted by Nick James

Rs

ill fuckin boycott this shit til the end

completely ruins the txt aspect of this site and murders any respect nbl has

might as well be LLL

Originally Posted by Nick James

yo im fucked without reinforcements

Callin all non-queers

ok that list is too small

Callin anybody

Amens Creature of a Wife
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Originally Posted by Amen

Nah, ya"ll fuck fat bitches. I like fit chicks.

Difference.

@Nick James spot on firing back.



















Battle Arena Announcement










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We just concluded the Finals of the Battle Arena Rookie tourney. (Link down below) And I just want to give a shout out to @Infiltrate for running that! @Jay Welsh is the CURRENT CHAMPION OF THE BATTLE ARENA. I will be cleaning up the BA and setting something up to have a main event hosted in the BA so that Jay will have to defend his title. So look out for that. As for now peep Jays last 26 lines vs his opponent who no-showed unfortunately, @Nick James definitely would have been a banger.


Jay Welsh vs Nick James

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=127254











WTF OF THE WEEK






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Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Yesterday I was driving around a town that had no cell phone service. I stopped at a gas station that looked like the kind of gas station I shouldn't have stopped at. But I figured, "if I get blown away with a shot gun, I definitely won't have to pay bills anymore." I know I was being judgmental, but at the same time I was feeling pretty good about my decision to go inside the store and possibly end my debt forever.


Anyways...

The door jingled as I entered, and a woman in her 50's who clearly chain-smoked cheap cigarettes exclaimed at my presence. And by "exclaimed at my presence," I mean she raised her eyebrows while she looked at me. I know, I'm judging... There was a radio playing in the back corner of the store. Then I said "Hiya!" Making sure to sound extra non-threatening. 'Cause let's be serious...I don't NOT look threatening, even to myself (thanks to TV and film). She responded with a sharp "hi," a decibel above a whisper.I turned to look at the snacks, but after a few seconds, I'm feeling the tension rise --warmth on the back of my neck--, so I just quickly grabbed a bag of chips, and then walked around to the refrigerated beverages toward the back of the store.

"Who eats chips without anything to wash it down?" That's the thought I had while trying to distract myself from the more serious thought of "I'm sure she thinks I'm up to no good." I know, I'm judging.


But here we go...

The lady walks around the counter and follows me to the back corner of the store where the radio was, and turns down the volume. She was completely in my personal space at this point. "Too damn loud," she says. I'm uncomfortable having this person directly behind me, so I grab the drink I had no intentions of drinking and make my way to the check out counter. I walked with extra pep in my step 'cause I want to get back in the car, and get the fuck out of this uncomfortable ass situation. A SITUATION. She's keeping pace behind me I'm thinking "oh she probably thinks I'm gonna run out of the store."


Again...I know, I'm judging.


I get to the check out counter and that's when I notice they had all sorts of dead animal jerky. I grab one of each and I'm all, "HELLLLLL YEEEEAAAAH! DEAD ANIMAL FLESH IN A PLASTIC POUUUUUCH." The tension dissipated, her shoulders relaxed, my shoulders relaxed, and we both started genuinely smiling. We even made small talk and she wished me a safe journey home. Moral of the story, maybe racial tension is an imaginary thing, and we're so wrapped up in the illusion that we don't take the time to see that people are just people...BUT buying beef/bison/venison jerky can ease racial tension whether it exists or not. You should try it!

OUTRO





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Salute all y’all for tuning in wit the boy. Hope y’all fuck wit this mag, if you don’t fuck you anyways. Also salute my brother @sraL doing his thing wit the Hot Or Thot tourney going crazy right now and look out for that finals match in The Winter Classic hosted by my mans @Orc salute that man too along wit the crew for NBL wit my boy @Allen Knight. We out of here, play this shit too down below, first remix out, I ain’t releasing no more music til my mixtape is done and y’all gonna see it wen it drop! Fuck wit me, peace