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Old 07-26-2021, 11:06 PM   #6
Blue Bayou
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Join Date: May 2013
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Smallest legs you’ll ever see
Cousin died in a motorcycle accident cuz Allen’s a shitty teacher

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i’ll bring excitement to the late rounds, you got a buzz that wouldn’t
besides, how you expect to Handle a Swerve.. when your cousin couldn’t
fire consumed him from his toes to the tips of his hands
slipped in his stance. Skin so Extra Crispy User tried to dip it in ranch
drunk on a street bike when he should’ve just mastered a parked Pelly
plastered as sparks fell he watched that Ignition Blow-Up faster than R Kelly’s
guys i make big consulting bucks. Blue’s a 'finish the terms' closer
Allen’s idea of a Good Startup is pushing his clients car til they get it to turnover
funny you’re in a garage working on some red Jeep pads
nuts & bolts also describes your parenting style…you’re a deadbeat dad
& whatchu braggin’ for?! you know i always gag ur whore
when i mention vacation she says ‘Book a Week’ like Bags and Orc
constantly Moaning while i feed her dick w/ laser precision
flat on her back doing so much grunt work she’s about to take your position
see, i Peloton after a hearty lunch of pickled fish n’ eggs
if you Finish a Cycle.. i pray it’s Anabolics for those little chicken legs
you’re only even here cuz Hensley’s in a pretty deep spiral..
elite rival? you wouldn’t make it through John w/ Bags help & a free bible
when i squeeze no slow-mo it’ll send his ass to jesus solo
couple rounds thru his fleece & polo. give this G a couple Wings like the Cleveland Logo
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback
Uve won"
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