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Old 02-21-2020, 07:48 AM   #11
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Cute.

I'll match your key, but I'm gonna tie one hand behind my back to make this a fair fight... metaphorically. So... Every line has to rhyme with your name...

Let's go!

This handicap's my nightmare collab, I have to rhyme with 'Pharaohs Army'
I'll maim this hater and hit him with a haymaker... I'm scarecrow Godly
I'm too upfront to ever back down, don't you dare post off me
The hardest thing about battling you is spelling 'Pharaoh' properly (ha)
You shoulda bean-grounded for that shit, but there's no roast coffee
You could have 9 lives and still die-green like your shared photo taught me
Excuse the syllable count, yeah, I'm legend-dairy like Harvey
If I'm in the basement of my parents property, why can't this weirdo top me? (Hmm?)
Can only take your pyramid-schemes up to a point, cuz they're so costly
If some can like your current flow, sitting in an electric chair won't shock me
Fags tell me you got a Giant tight end like Jeremy Shockey (lol apologies)
It's Doctor Seuss versus the inoperable tumor, prepare the lobotomy
Like an invisible deer to most hunting party's, steer clear bro, honestly
Apparently I peeked seven drops ago... but I think Aero saw me
And thank you for not spitting about some double barrel shotty
I'm a feral zombie that tears yo body 'til you can't repair no arteries
People ask me, "is that why that fat asses career's so wobbly"?
I said, "well I noticed his chair broke oddly... ergo, probably"
Looks like ya jealous-n'-stuck-up... no wonder your hair's so gnarly
Hope you got this out of your system PA, I don't wanna hear no Lars speech
Blue Bayou was busy getting laminated, but there's no guards seen
I already cooked that lamb-n'-ate-it, seared bones off beef
No hard feelings, like the opposite of Pharoah near Bruno memes
He must've been in the throes of some fit to do this... spare judo gi...

Okay, now I'm pushing it. Shout out to Bayou, Lars and Aero (who just had a convenient name)... This was harder than I thought it would be lol.
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