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KempoMRK · 02-02-2020, 11:56 AM

Fifth Battle

Setting - WBL
Date - 11th of June 2007
Link to Battle - HERE

Shake-Zula

I know...

It's killin' u inside. Doc's wonderin' if the doubt's a tumor...
If u show, it'll be something...coz it would be nothing w/o a loser
Folks believe I'm better. U post nothing impressive, b...
I'm clever. U wouldn't get any pull if I lent u everything except the 'c'
U always steal wins against well-deservin' opponents...
I'd count the times it's happened...
...but most of my fingers are in ya girl at the moment
One hit'll bruise ya lips. Got u all loopy, butler...
I'm sure u're confused by this...my punches are doing wonders
Half of this league is just rookies with dumb names...
So we both had tickets to the top...guess only MINE was one-way
After readin ya last verse, an idea came to me, dude...
Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too
I'm used to havin' roses thrown at my feet while I walk...
While u're used to lettuce n' cucumbers....gettin' ya salad tossed
Sure u can post late, u still ain't allowed to win, queer...
I'm gettin old too, so I don't blame ya lines for takin a while to get here

16

Butler

0-5

U peeped our series? ngga got NO chance
forget a title run; i culd ride the eliptical wit no legs an advance
sorry for the lateness< but sayin that shit is wierd
coz we been waitin for THAT apology from ya moms period for 16 yrs
..its me n the FBI on this one. we're on to this joke,
im sweepin for bugs, then casually movin' on to the votes>>
slick, Ya concepts just never take-off.... no clownin'
tnight we sneakn Shakes verse out the window his punchlines r so grounded
Ur a clown kid. these retro rebocks'LL sidekick u for steppin
ya back'll give-out; open a chain, &put Goodwill in chapter11
asslercker, U left me no choice. this battles mass murder
i had to fry ya flesh on the front skillets; ya creativity took the backburner
homo its up, the jig u keep tryna rope i will cut-
an i'd dice ya nuts- but u'd prolly puckr ya lips n try to blow em' for luck
neckin dudes, Shake's 0-4 against me. wheres the cleverness?
ur in NO position to talk- but then again 'deepthroat' never is....

Winner = Butler

Sixth Battle

Setting - WBL
Date - 1st of July 2007
Link to Battle - HERE

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shake-Zula vs. Butler 2 weeks ago
Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too

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U dont need to worry 'bout cake- u'll get it mayne
im personally givin u bread; to make SURE the pigeons pick the remains
....i'v had it, they wont even know how to bag em'
U turnin' up more dead then boomboxes w/Jerry Garcia fanatics
Ya quotes just sound stupid... its lame black.
now its like ya tounge-tied,
...ur skills, & title run on the train tracks
clown, y wuld u have a chance now? believe me player
if UR on my level, its 4 strategy guides n a game genie later
im sorry shake, but really, U need to level wit me
clever shit aside.. iv now murdered u 6 times consecutivly
^i know u hate it, but don't listen to the fake shit
u arn't fallin' off, ur 100 stories below splattered across the pavement
on some gay shit.. sup b? this dood luv the D,
Shake infiltrated enemy lines n told sperm.... "cover me"
fucka plz, i dont need to test ya fag bars n lame slaps
Uv already passed wit flyin colors;
...in pumps & pink capris wavin the gay flag
we SHULD pay nggas to leave, im fine with it...
coz my wordings the shit! U simply cannot write for it
ur single handedly winnin me cash. are u dumb or slow??
if id known i culd keep servin this clown i'da signedup MONTHS ago
I'm lampin, u see nggas styles an start crampin
Zula culdn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a sack a' bannanas
^an i wulda stopped there. 20 can stamp u,
but that'd make two Top 20s U can't handle..
i'll pop ya flannel, the confusion has got this dude
"mock" you? nah, i meant knock u hard enuff to hear a sonic boom
U grabbn this loss by the bullhorn...Shake all of ur 'pulls' gone
i aint worried bout taken #2; this peice of shits already in full form
-decent opener, I shoulda beat you before, voters are ridin' you
filler punch, fuck butler, filler punch, Im nicer dude
shitty middle, more filler, I'll serve this fool-
^U can go home now I took the liberty of writing ya verse for u

Shake-Zula

lol...

Better start lookin for mirrors, smoke screens, and glass...
Coz u're u're gonna need 'em...
...to make me disappear from next weeks champ match
Let's squash this feud...get the lines of communication open...
My hand's always open to u...
...it'd be wrong to hit a bitch with a closed fist
People offer to buy me drinks in bars...they know that I'm real....
They offer u drinks coz they're confused by the shorts and high heels
5-0 is a run that anybody would be proud to see...
And I guess that verse is raw...it looks like u ran outta steam
No more slick talk. I'll hit ya head with a machete, jack...
And have it leakin' enough red sauce to match ya spaghetti straps
Puttin' up a fight? It's more likely this punk is hidin'...
Only giving me a run for my money coz I paid for my huntin' license
I'm nauseous, dizzy, and all I want to do is sleep...
I'm drunk as hell right now...and u're lines STILL don't look good to me
I've never tried against u. U're wack. Couldn't see it, dude?...
It's like complimentin' the fat girl, just to laugh when she's believin' u
That's terrible. If I wrote that shit, I'd be embarrassed, yo...
That hobbit Sam offered to post half ya verse n' help u "share the load..."
If I was u, I'd keep a closer eye on ur lady, b...
I heard guys serenade ya girl from outside...
...coz music calms the raging beast
˙˙˙ǝɯ ʇdǝɔxǝ˙˙˙ʎlƃn sı sn ɟo ǝuo˙˙˙sn ɟo oʍʇ ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq
^ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu sǝuıl ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo uıddılɟ ɟo ǝlqnoɹʇ ǝɥʇ n ǝʌɐs p,ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ^
U just ain't stacked enuff. I don't mean to embellish...
But one punch'll put enuff hair on ya chest to make ya girlfriend's jealous
I know what's up. I see u're treated like a king at home...
They flip pigeons when u show up....to make sure u won't eat alone
I only need 16 to win. Goin' 30 is stupid, dude...
By NO MEANS am I a comedian...but I'm only matchin' that to humor u
I'm startin' to think he's an alias. Bout to expose this shit...
"I think, therefore I am"...see, judging from "his" lines, butler don't exist

champ.

Winner = Butler

02-02-2020, 11:56 AM	#3
KempoMRK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 167 Rep Power: 4316193	Fifth Battle Setting - WBL Date - 11th of June 2007 Link to Battle - HERE Shake-Zula I know... It's killin' u inside. Doc's wonderin' if the doubt's a tumor... If u show, it'll be something...coz it would be nothing w/o a loser Folks believe I'm better. U post nothing impressive, b... I'm clever. U wouldn't get any pull if I lent u everything except the 'c' U always steal wins against well-deservin' opponents... I'd count the times it's happened... ...but most of my fingers are in ya girl at the moment One hit'll bruise ya lips. Got u all loopy, butler... I'm sure u're confused by this...my punches are doing wonders Half of this league is just rookies with dumb names... So we both had tickets to the top...guess only MINE was one-way After readin ya last verse, an idea came to me, dude... Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too I'm used to havin' roses thrown at my feet while I walk... While u're used to lettuce n' cucumbers....gettin' ya salad tossed Sure u can post late, u still ain't allowed to win, queer... I'm gettin old too, so I don't blame ya lines for takin a while to get here 16 Butler 0-5 U peeped our series? ngga got NO chance forget a title run; i culd ride the eliptical wit no legs an advance sorry for the lateness< but sayin that shit is wierd coz we been waitin for THAT apology from ya moms period for 16 yrs ..its me n the FBI on this one. we're on to this joke, im sweepin for bugs, then casually movin' on to the votes>> slick, Ya concepts just never take-off.... no clownin' tnight we sneakn Shakes verse out the window his punchlines r so grounded Ur a clown kid. these retro rebocks'LL sidekick u for steppin ya back'll give-out; open a chain, &put Goodwill in chapter11 asslercker, U left me no choice. this battles mass murder i had to fry ya flesh on the front skillets; ya creativity took the backburner homo its up, the jig u keep tryna rope i will cut- an i'd dice ya nuts- but u'd prolly puckr ya lips n try to blow em' for luck neckin dudes, Shake's 0-4 against me. wheres the cleverness? ur in NO position to talk- but then again 'deepthroat' never is.... Winner = Butler Sixth Battle Setting - WBL Date - 1st of July 2007 Link to Battle - HERE Butler Quote: Originally Posted by Shake-Zula vs. Butler 2 weeks ago Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too . . U dont need to worry 'bout cake- u'll get it mayne im personally givin u bread; to make SURE the pigeons pick the remains ....i'v had it, they wont even know how to bag em' U turnin' up more dead then boomboxes w/Jerry Garcia fanatics Ya quotes just sound stupid... its lame black. now its like ya tounge-tied, ...ur skills, & title run on the train tracks clown, y wuld u have a chance now? believe me player if UR on my level, its 4 strategy guides n a game genie later im sorry shake, but really, U need to level wit me clever shit aside.. iv now murdered u 6 times consecutivly ^i know u hate it, but don't listen to the fake shit u arn't fallin' off, ur 100 stories below splattered across the pavement on some gay shit.. sup b? this dood luv the D, Shake infiltrated enemy lines n told sperm.... "cover me" fucka plz, i dont need to test ya fag bars n lame slaps Uv already passed wit flyin colors; ...in pumps & pink capris wavin the gay flag we SHULD pay nggas to leave, im fine with it... coz my wordings the shit! U simply cannot write for it ur single handedly winnin me cash. are u dumb or slow?? if id known i culd keep servin this clown i'da signedup MONTHS ago I'm lampin, u see nggas styles an start crampin Zula culdn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a sack a' bannanas ^an i wulda stopped there. 20 can stamp u, but that'd make two Top 20s U can't handle.. i'll pop ya flannel, the confusion has got this dude "mock" you? nah, i meant knock u hard enuff to hear a sonic boom U grabbn this loss by the bullhorn...Shake all of ur 'pulls' gone i aint worried bout taken #2; this peice of shits already in full form -decent opener, I shoulda beat you before, voters are ridin' you filler punch, fuck butler, filler punch, Im nicer dude shitty middle, more filler, I'll serve this fool- ^U can go home now I took the liberty of writing ya verse for u Shake-Zula lol... Better start lookin for mirrors, smoke screens, and glass... Coz u're u're gonna need 'em... ...to make me disappear from next weeks champ match Let's squash this feud...get the lines of communication open... My hand's always open to u... ...it'd be wrong to hit a bitch with a closed fist People offer to buy me drinks in bars...they know that I'm real.... They offer u drinks coz they're confused by the shorts and high heels 5-0 is a run that anybody would be proud to see... And I guess that verse is raw...it looks like u ran outta steam No more slick talk. I'll hit ya head with a machete, jack... And have it leakin' enough red sauce to match ya spaghetti straps Puttin' up a fight? It's more likely this punk is hidin'... Only giving me a run for my money coz I paid for my huntin' license I'm nauseous, dizzy, and all I want to do is sleep... I'm drunk as hell right now...and u're lines STILL don't look good to me I've never tried against u. U're wack. Couldn't see it, dude?... It's like complimentin' the fat girl, just to laugh when she's believin' u That's terrible. If I wrote that shit, I'd be embarrassed, yo... That hobbit Sam offered to post half ya verse n' help u "share the load..." If I was u, I'd keep a closer eye on ur lady, b... I heard guys serenade ya girl from outside... ...coz music calms the raging beast ˙˙˙ǝɯ ʇdǝɔxǝ˙˙˙ʎlƃn sı sn ɟo ǝuo˙˙˙sn ɟo oʍʇ ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq ^ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu sǝuıl ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo uıddılɟ ɟo ǝlqnoɹʇ ǝɥʇ n ǝʌɐs p,ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ^ U just ain't stacked enuff. I don't mean to embellish... But one punch'll put enuff hair on ya chest to make ya girlfriend's jealous I know what's up. I see u're treated like a king at home... They flip pigeons when u show up....to make sure u won't eat alone I only need 16 to win. Goin' 30 is stupid, dude... By NO MEANS am I a comedian...but I'm only matchin' that to humor u I'm startin' to think he's an alias. Bout to expose this shit... "I think, therefore I am"...see, judging from "his" lines, butler don't exist champ. Winner = Butler