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Old 08-17-2019, 02:29 PM   #9
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Allen:

face painted up, stick gotta extended long nose till ya mom knows vengeance
ur skull in my hand, smoke in the air & bones on bodies like a Papa Shango entrance
mom knows vengeance.. right... this is an instance where it's all concept and the punch is second place.. not good
ur slut picked me ova u, i snuck her in hallways & banged her
crushed ur soul wen she went w/ her 'Gut Feeling' cuz it wasn't 'Always the Answer'
banged her and answer rhyme?... punch is okay
she gives handjobs for cash, w/ a gang of sluts that are hit & bummy
her teams the Footclan, they run the streets at night jackin shit for money
ehhh okay.
this faggot been smashin dudes for centuries, u a bum & queer
u go helmet to helmet so much AB would retire off the fact u used the same one for yrs
I like the idea here but the setup had nothing that alluded to reusing the condom.
u in the finals composin the weakest trash, im doin ya tragic
ironic u & Beetoven had the same handicap but the shit u writes about to ruin a Classic
FIRE...
u cant avenge blues L & he knows it, guap wasted in his wreckless time
the verse u'll drop'll neva make Ryan Kerrigan about throwin money for a defensive line
3 sports references already.. didn't like it bc doesn't work both ways
u live life in closed caption, i learned sign langngue to bash clits
i perfected Readin Lips cuz ur moms pussy always whisperin for me to come smash it
I had a better pussy lips bar so it doesn't hit for me
i get it in w/ the ol girl u luv, sinning every night i crash her skirt
my dick & ur Excommunicated on a lvl so high before marrage i got bashished out the catholic church
we crashing skirts now? and the punchline was predictable at excommunicated
deaf piece of shit...Listen, snitches out here get aired quick in the jaw
u aint no "Court Stenographer" but u write down every word & share it w/ the law
I dig this...
my bars'll muslim from spittin & i'll light u up w/ a shank
S'like a Harem, the site has a special place for bitches like u in the ranks
Liked the muslim wordplay.. Harem punchline was so-so


Answer:

My team some savages, they’ll bust down ur fuckin door and get violent as shit
It’s Jumanji, u gone see Allen Parrish while a buncha animals run wild in his crib
FIRE...
Bring your whole team, I’ll murder AK and WHOEVER wants to reach for a nine
Anyone w/ a weapon gone be followin this fairy into a trunk.. Ocarina of Time
Ok I get that it's Zelda but I'm not going to look into specifics.. this was ok
I’ll rape Allen’s slut in front of him & he won’t do shit about it.. don’t let it phase me
That bitch’ll be turning to Knight & crying before I smash like Brienne & Jaime
At this point I'm already tired of the reference bars that's just lazy and boring so I wont bother Googling
Used to fuck her on the daily - I remember feeling up her ass.. tits.. her legs, bro?!
WHEW!! Every part of her BODY bring back some memories, must be Guy Pierce in Memento
another reference bar GOOD GRIEF.. I get the idea of this and this is okay
My hitters will pump 30 rounds in your whole family tree if I throw them change
It’s hard to stop my dogs from lickin when I put a band on ya head, it’s a cone of shame
almost but no
Watch this faggot turn into a straight BITCH when I shove a 38 down his fucking throat
Candy Cigarettes - when that stick’s in ya mouth youngin’s just pretendin he wants that smoke
doesn't make sense. wouldn't he not want smoke at that point?
Switch to Arson, blast the flamethrower til every inch of ur faggot face is blistered
You’ll have Burns all over your body.. u a walking wet dream for Waylon Smithers
predictable bc you capitalized Burns and at this point I know you're going to reference a character.. Who's a more popular Burns than Mr. Burns? And All over your body? Hmm Smithers is gay for Burns let's guess who Answer's going to end punch with
How many figures you makin g? Cuz I’m bout to run your pockets & inherit mine
This gone be Inigo check for u.. if I see u got 6 digits on hand, u can prepare to die
I googled Inigo... got nothing.. Did you mean InGo? This is stupid I'm not looking it up...
Murder you in cold blood, you think you gone hear a peep from ya lady? Stop
All that hush money, she getting paid to act like she ain’t seein nothing like Jamie Foxx
Is this a Ray Charles movie reference? Another movie reference? Good grief
Your ho into some freak shit.. whips, chains, on a sex swing actin unruly & testy
She do whatever I say when I pull her hair like she making Ratatouille w/ Remy
ANOTHER MOVIE REFERENCE... this is actually decen though




You have to be a movie and sports buff to full like these verses. No versatility whatsoever in this battle. I thought Answer was going to smoke AK's verse after that first punch that was dope but then he bombarded us with movie and character references...



I've got Allen Knight here. He annoyed me less.

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