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Old 07-30-2013, 12:17 AM   #29
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Default Dear Dr. Seuss

Dear Dr. Seuss,

I slit my wrist today to sip up the poison
It's my choice with veins this noisy again
In there, a choir of voices all sung in tune
Their faces were bloody, drawn as color cartoons
My better judgment laid back despite my absence
Whatever I say, blame it on my stab wounds since
I'm sick but healthy, somewhat odd and deranged
That's why I write you, never mind the bloody stains

Anyhow, what's up man ? I read Go Dog GO today
A masterpiece work, full throttle all the away
Took awhile but I finished it easy enough
It shook me up, but not like that Grinch stuff
And what's with the Grinch anyhow ? Pure evil
Essentially it alludes toward a sappy people
And I can't miss the changes that occupy his mind
Too sloppy and stressful against Christmas chimes
My ears bleed out to bells storming as missiles
Because Horton Hears A Who and sea shells whistle ?
Why Dr. Seuss, why ? I get you but hot damn
We need to talk soon to correct this jelly jam

Anyhow, I've been cleaning out my library
Burning all your books that I hide and carry
Making room for my own looks, in the new style
I became book sick reading you after awhile
You don't know me Seuss like that, in fact
Don't confuse me with some random stray kats
I sew needles to my eyes and recite inner rhymes
Finding time to study between your beginner lines
Green Eggs be dammed if Sam I am is that picky
Wishing that Ham came on demand but more quickly
I find meaning where kids only rewind with laughter
Your books sway and last in my mind after each chapter
Shakespeare shit Romeo and you spit Go Dog Go
So I pencil out Juliet and give us the cameo

Damn dude!

I just noticed something horribly Seuss
I am not joking, I'm notably wearing a noose
The child in my mind has just spit up his food
In an instant too, brain now cold and chewed
Blood boiling, spilling over digested soup
It' sick Seuss, skull cap pushing out poop
My eyes roll around, flickering outside-in
Eew! Illustrating in one sickening skeleton
These pupils, so crossed by blood shot veins
Cool story bro ? That's why I wear these shades

I'm over slammed with Green Eggs and Ham
I liked them, but understand I cannot be Sam
So get fuct Dr. Seuss with your Cat in the Hat
Your Words cluck sir; ABCs musing as acrobats
You say one fish, two fish, red fish on a round dish
I say finish a complete sentence not somehow childish
But you can't, you wrote to our National Pastime
When Coke was new and kids held dimes in lunch lines
You do have talent; astonishing when candle lit
Dim, I lend it to the paper in which I shit
And a million pens ink over spots yet printed
Yet you leak blotches on paper and still get minted
But you're now prey and I remain the predator
Yesterday was your day, today I mail this letter
Hit me back bro, we got to coloab soon
If not I promise to stab and go mad with doom

Sincerely,

Coup

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