Wand:
But congrats on reaching the final! I bet ur needing a moment
Love to say i saw u Smash the last round but u couldn’t even KO that easy opponent
Well u may not of come ur hardest.. but STILL this joker’s a failure
Saved ur best lines for a Rainy Day just to see a downpour of votes in my favour
Keep it old school for ur readers? Them lies I hate.. this faker is killin’ me
Front yard drive by. I’ll ride past & let it fly over ur gate, newspaper delivery
(this was close to being dope, it's not actually dope, but I'm giving you points for the creativity of it... in the future I'd definitely reword something like this, bud)
evaD:
Everybody gettin outed.. pedophile rings for the famous and rich
Ask Zayn Malik how Wand erection has only EVER been aimed at kids
(lol)
Wand claims he scrap for a living but it adds an extra relevance
When it looks like ‘Rag and Bone Man’ is both his job AND sexual preference
Everything about his appearance screams ‘interested in male partners’
Shit, if I lit a match up off that stubble the stick would turn into a sparkler
And yo His girl is so ugly I couldn’t even take a blow job
When I saw her on my bed with legs akimbo.. and the face of Cro Cop
going with Dave here, Wand had a decent little middle section, but the rest whiffed hard for me. Dave sprinkled his hits throughout and had more of them, so it was pretty clear cut from the jump for me.
V - Dave
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