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Old 07-09-2019, 02:29 PM   #2
Blue Bayou
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if Steve Jobs was a Key Fob, you'd have the same linear dims
better yet if Fassbender crack bendered...nah you'd still be a skinnier him
now we know for a fact you're not the illest of all..
who the fuck goes to the barber & asks for The Vantriloquist Doll?!
gooone at this scrawny faget flailin' in his jeans..
locations fitting tho, you being considered dope is alien to me
this picture's proof you need to drop the pen & just quit..
don't think you'll Excel cuz your company invented the shit
it's time you just skiddaddled dork..
Bird Up?! yaaa, if we're talkin votes last time you battled orc
Is it weird for your wife that men make you hard & erect?!
took a trip to San Francisco & we still don't see this Bumgarner respect
you're a 'sensative male' that needs to stay wary of karma
got a question now that you're grown up...did you end up marrying Darla?!
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a frail & famished white boy that's been predisposed..
my God, we'd of mistaken you for his son even w/out the Jesus pose
smh the Wash on those jeans.. pussy doesn't have the heart of a goon
Acid hasn't been this bad a look since moms took some w/ Sharp in the womb
I'ma an artist, pull ya bitch once I've put you in a coffin
Sketcher wearing nothing but those punk ass shoes that ur rockin
Oh shit son, I might have to run it back with shoes..
are those Converse? who cares.. nobody wants to do that with you
w/ that nerdy horrid style you'll never be going bananas
if I say youre looking Sharp...it's at an ugly bitch holding a camera
body of a spider it's true..
I wanna know how a tiny fucking bar sign is wider then you
some homos lubed you with a can a Crisco..
Be honest, that's not the only time you stood in front of poles in San Francisco
You're gunna see me n' bitch
You'll say it's a cell phone.. but I'm pretty sure you've got a 3 inch dick
no chance you've seen a girlies hiney
you make slim fit jeans look like they were worn by skaters in the early 90's
homie you need to not brag of machines..
the only 22 on your waist is the fuckin tag on your jeans
I'm gunnin with some toolies & pieces
course you're getting Bodied. ur the spitting image of that kid doing his thesis
you'll taste iron cuz I know you hate violence
the pictures cool & all, but one look at you and we know you embrace Science
even Houdini hit you up tryna learn your mind state
forget smoke & mirrors, you could disappear by turning sideways
With a straight face ur gunna say you let the tech go fly?!
faget plz...you make Fracture look as hard as Defcon_5
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