View Single Post
Old 07-20-2013, 09:41 AM   #1
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD
Member
 
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 40




Rep Power: 5116054
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant futureDetective Mike Hunt, NCPD has a brilliant future
Default ATTENTION CRIMINALS

ATTENTION NETCEES. SOME OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF MINOR OFFENCES NOT DESERVING OF JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED. SEE BELOW FOR THE CHARGE AND THE PUNISHMENT

@Storyteller
CRIME: EXCESSIVE USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE
SENTENCE: USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE IS DISALLOWED FOR THE NEXT WEEK. USE OF SAID FEATURE IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

@Sharp Nine @PancakeBrah
CRIME: EXCESSIVE UNWARRANTED MUSIC-RELATED POSTS
SENTENCE: DISCUSSION OF MUSIC DISALLOWED FOR 3 DAYS FOR CAKE AND 5 FOR SHARP. SINCE SHARP’S NAME IS A FAGGY MUSIC PUN IT IS TO BE CHANGED FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. DISCUSSION OF MUSIC IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

@Lecture @Atomic @Slowhands
CRIME: DISORDERLY BOARDING, WANTON DISREGARD FOR PROPOSITION 17, FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF JOY
SENTENCE: PROBATIONARY POSTING PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. A WARNING WILL BE ISSUED FOR NEGALULZ AND SUBSEQUENTLY WILL BE CAUSE FOR IMPRISIONMENT

@Flo Real
CRIME: EXCESSIVE WHINING REALTED TO UNFAVORABLE RESPONSES TO VOTES, NEGLECT OF PROPOSITION 17
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER WHINING WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED

@SiK
CRIME: GANG-RELATED AGGRESSION
SENTENCE: LIFE ON PAROLE, CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED IF AGREED TO WORK AS AN INSIDE INFORMANT FOR THE NCPD

@Nigma
CRIME: POSTING WHILE IMPAIRED
SENTENCE: BREATHALYZER TO BE ATTACHED TO NETCEES LOGIN PAGE FOR TWO (2) MONTHS, UPON WHICH IT WILL BE REMOVED

@Aero
CRIME: FIRST DEGREE USE OF A SLOW-IT-DOWN BAR
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER USE OF SAID BARS MAY NOT GO UNPUNISHED

@Mr. J @IllCracka @Scripter
CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS
SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION

@mimic
CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE
SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE



THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON GOOD CITIZENS.
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD is offline   Reply With Quote