Welcome back, boils and ghouls!
This right here is what we've all been waiting for. The Hot or Thot 2018 Tourney Finals! After four long weeks of countless insults and attacking bitches for their minuscule flaws like the chauvinist pig assholes we are, we reach the end of the road with two faggots who've proven they can't be beat when it comes to hating on the opposite sex. These two disgraceful human beings now face off against each other to be crowned biggest asshole of them all. Or as we like to call it, the Hot or Thot champion!
Both these guys have had ridiculous journeys to reach this point, destroying everyone in their paths so far. Up first and fighting out of the blue corner we have Muff, a late entrant and Roast Week Winner who's demolished all before him so far here, putting together consistent lulz and back to back dope shit since his return. Muff is a changed man and largely the favourite this finals, despite his recent activity and general suspended reality with him rising through the FBI's Most Wanted list at the hands of Hush. In the red corner, weighing in at British pounds, we have the relative newcomer Jay Welsh that made it here off the back of beating Barcotic and Killing Spree to make his second tourney finals of this season. Crazy shit. No one expected that. Has he got one more huge upset in him to complete his Giant Killing and take the entire thing? There's only one way to find out. Let's fucking go!
Rules:
10 lines min
20 lines max (Unless agreed with opponent)
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Monday 5pm UK time.
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.
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