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Old 06-09-2019, 08:50 PM   #12
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tl;dr vote:

blue 1141.5 / 155: 7.36
baron 359 / 48: 7.48

v/ baron

tbh I felt like baron kinda overdid the mom angle even though a lot of them were some of his best bars, so in my opinion the battle is a bit closer and debatable in my own eyes than the numbers show, but the math says I got baron for this one. I also omitted the repeat bar that blue had in his verse completely, so I've got blue with 310 lines and baron with 96. Overall blue had more haymakers imo but baron was more consistent (both of which are obvious statements considering the line count) and I got marmalade as the botb. I only voted on this shit because I admire and respect the work/skill that goes into this, so hats off to both of you, it was a commendable showing



work at The Hot Tub Store but haven’t sold one in ya life
boss doesn’t care tho. you put on a Jet Display every time it comes to a fight

7

i got tales of leavin pussies spread so wide they’re left cryin amazed
baron’s Steamy Stories involve an awful sales pitch & a ‘no im not buying today’

8

nervous cuz i’m on fire. barbed wire & you’re split in two
got you Sweatin as i Heat-Up boyyy saunas are a great fit for you

6

i wouldn’t buy shit from you pussy so don’t even try your magic
but i’ll still cop a Wodden Box. least i can do for ya fam is provide a casket

8

i carry out hits at ppls homes if they actin like a salty scrub
if Baron shows up to a house w/ a Heater…someone’s got a faulty tub

7

so you’re twice as scary? a true contender known for rights n parry’s?!
faggit plz. i’ll take you out the picture faster than when your wife remarries

9

i’m throwin a party for NCs best. ur not comin cuz you barely can write
if i say You’re Welcome. it’s bcuz i’m Canadian & very polite

8

got fired cuz you’re weird as hell & now you’re forced to cry forever
HR Block does my taxes. & that happens at ur old office when you try n’ enter

6

writing countless wack topicals got us thinkin you’re autistic still
you’re a Trier, Lars. but unlike ur favorite director you don’t have artistic skills

7

i’ma true savage. & so are you Lars, we’re manic as shit
difference is, when i stand over a dead body i don’t have my hand on my dick

8

i get Coldplay rockin in my headphones cuz i think their flowin is sheek
you get Coldplay cuz the bodies you fuck in the morgue have been frozen for weeks

7

showed up just to get worked cuz you’ll never be on the brink of great
but thanks for dropping by. maybe next time u’ll post bars that make us think ur straight

6

twisted fuck. lick a nut & spare us all your sado flexes
basement prolly has more kids in cages then trump cells in Laredo Texas

6

how badly i’ve got you in peril is tragic
enjoy ya Steambaths now cuz your next one involves a barrel and acid

7

if someone pisses me off i snap & chirp misrebly
then ‘fire a dirty look’. like HR did when they saw Dungeon Porn in ur search history

7

guy thinks we’ve accepted him based on all the evil he writes
ya he’s down w/ the Inn-Crowd…at the bottom of the pecking order for ppl we like

8

500 shouldn’t have been you. ur a European peon, wack & a twirp
i only 'brought you up' so i could hit you again & throw you back in the dirt

7

i’m so mad it fucking hurts, full of misery/dread
you’ll be Ticked Off too. on the coroners check list as “officially dead”

9

emo faggit you’re always cryin but i sense the hate
course you got a heavy heart. leds always been pretty dense in weight

7

you resent me Lars, scared too. prolly cuz I’m crazed n’ wealthy
approach you in public & we’ll see a longer-run in Britain then Made in Chelsea

7

you’ll never take my crown cuz you aint slick w/ some boss shit
think i’m passin the Torture crazy. now quit watchin those vids at the office

7

Severed heads, mutilation. say watchin the devil’s lore is a must
Lars plz…you only stomach death cuz i just shoved a sword in your gut

6

your ‘dark passenger’ is a fake persona & i’m done w/ the crap
my Dark Passenger is a shooter named Marcus w/ a shotgun in his lap

7

the world’s a better place w/out you that’s why i’m goin ham w/ guns
two in your chest - this the second time ur bitch ass has been Canned in months

6

claim you're new job is awesome & “hot tubs is now the best market”
of course you do, Jets are the only thing u’ve put ur dick in that hasn’t pressed charges

7

had my finger out laughin & you thought i called u #1?! lmao suck it geek
really Appointment you need to schedule one w/ a psychiatrist you're such a freak

7

unannounced team of pals of mine equipped w/ beams from Palestine
show up at your showroom & turn it into a Denise Richards scene in Valentine

7

my crew some killers run up on em as they grab n’ spray uzi’s
so when we see this Man United w/ Wolves…trust it ain’t a Saturday Derby

8

tho i’m educated don’t get it twisted when i speak of threats
if i ‘Shed-Light on a Subject.’ my kill room’s ready & you’re gunna bleed to death

7

so what if i write a ton of bars and mad beers will me to rap
i've got Passionfruit...your drinking a cold tea at Starbucks reading Sylvia Plath

7

don’t care if you’re a weirdo you’ll never hear me blatant too speak
if i Reach Out, it’s to ensure this barrels pressed straight to your cheek

7

i stay makin the crowd go wild cuz i’m truly the best
only person that Yelled Enchanted for you was Zelph w/ a movie request

9

won’t drop a single F bomb on this vile dork
i’d Custody. but he’ll be in that in no time anyways charged with child porn

8

never once had hype on the board, in 15 years you’ve failed miserably fuck
only time you’ve picked up steam is loading saunas in the back of delivery trucks

7

every Saturday night you sneak out to meet a lad n’ fuck
forget comparisons, Apples to Apples happens as you kiss a man & ur Adam’s touch

7

i made all my past flames leak when i whipped out my boner maggot
only history of Ex’s and O’s you have is family game night you loner faggit

7

called out countless NCG’s sayin all the kids are wack
guess it makes sense you’d dismembers…you jerk off to vids of that

7

i blow off steam by practicing deep breathin & meditation
you blow off steam by sucking your bosses dick after demonstrations

6

i clean-up at the bar, nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward

7

i’ve murdered the livest so it’s NOTHIN to severe your spleen
Bear ur not a real one. attack & get knifed to death like that Revenant Scene

7

& miss me on the stroke bars dunny that is on a poor played tip
besides, your dead mother’s stuffed in your basement on some Norm Bates shit

7

you should’ve come for a hospital visit & killed all the crap that you said
for the first time EVER you could’ve seen a woman flat on her back in a bed

9

made-up garbage fuckin nonsense is those rhymes and ammo
even if she ‘feels one-sided.’ that’s exactly how voters will describe this battle

7

Mirror Zelph w/ wack stroke stuff, but I’m not surprised to see you study fairies
repeat that shit all you want. it’ll come back to haunt you worse than Bloody Mary

7

coming up with 500 lines is something I just finish for fun..
on Discord you said “this is a test for sure.” funny i never considered you one

8

Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film? i get it man ur a fan of snuff n’ guts
but if you think you have a ‘taste for blood’ now just wait til i land an uppercut

8

Seth mentioned the Bags battle on discord but you can simply miss me queer
i ‘lost’ the battle of the tournament in a round you ain’t gotten to in sixteen years

6

you’ll never be a man to me. lurking in NC’s shadows like a damn disease
if ur gunna take after Cashius at least win some dope battles & champ a league

7

how can you say you’re one of the most well rounded of guys?!
been here 15 years and your wordplay looks like Beyond’s in 2005

6

that shit is proof that you’ve always lived a dork hard life
you were bottom tier on IHH. you think that shit’s gunna fly on a short bar site?!

6

I’ve champed every major site PLUS I’ve had cronies for years
u’ve scribbled non-sense to weird ass photos. that’s what you call a storied career?!

6

it’s true i love beer, but you can never put my work down poser
i’ve champed multiple fight nights drunk. you can't get out of a first round sober

6

gunna chug another 20oz’s cuz I’m playin to win
next time you diss my Bruno everyone on this site thinks ur gayer than him

7.5

horrorcore & slaughter. make em a martyr cuz the jab is on me
Box’em up. this little bitch’ll get punched-out foldin like he works at Abercrombie

7

yaaa i bought a new house. it’s dope af you can bet it astounds
while i’m Tylenol the floors u’ll pop a full bottle once i smash ur head in the ground

7

& boyy you should see the Kitchen Island. marble is Persian & altered
to be honest I’m just happy the Counterfeit…you're just that version of Vulgar

8

forget obsessive tendencies when he see’s a girl he thinks is the shit..
follow her or not, lars’ll Chaser for the simple fact he drinks like a bitch

9

you’re a creep that lovees lady boys. specially ones with STD’s
so good at finding Transaction you could migrate to the states & run the SEC

8

i don’t mind hearing other elite names dropped as the best w/ hooks n stuff
but ‘Baron’ doesn’t sit right with me…he sits far away cuz he’s shook as fuck

8

quiet down pussy it’s known i decapitate dudes
you’ll be dead on site like those dark web videos you masturbate too

8

i’ve proven the G code, my nine blasts & it’s shootin his knees yo
then aim up. got Mynd spread throughout the streets like Professor X usin Cerebro

8

youre a soft emo fuck boy, quit claimin that ya brazen man
could change your name to Gomez Adams & STILL wouldn’t raise a hand

8

forever a virgin loser that’ll never have a pink to poke
the only Myndfuck going on now is the fact you think you’re dope

7

swear at em left, right & center n’ call this vile dork heartless
course i Custom. he wouldn’t make it thru ours due to child porn charges

8

wrap my hands around your throat til ya neck is choked
then cut-off your ball. that’s a bloody Slice of Life that rivals Dexter’s boat

8

show no emotion, i know that you’re a scrub & that your fake
i’ll Bat an Eye when i hit you with a Louisville Slugger in the face

8

for real i feel bad Lars, i wanna show you what rap is all about
lets switch keys…wait nah, i’d have a losing verse & u’d have a million dollar house

7.5

we can throw hands. no chance he wins cuz this punk just ain’t brawled
he’ll leave w/ a concussion Annabelle Rung so bad the doll starts making prank calls

7.5

go to war & you’re in check. peers think ur a whore & not a threat
we’ll see how eager you are to chat once i wrap Discord around ur neck

7.5

the homies ain’t gunna ask you to watch for cops as they put in work tonight
won’t be on the lookout for shit. you'll have your Eyes Peeled cuz i got a surgeon's knife

8

you’ll learn after this battle that you shouldn’t beef for fun
when I knock your jaw ajar & force you to put your false teeth in one

7.5

Son it's true I'm comin thru w/ guns that zoom
Your wind-pipe will need a welder once I'm done with you

7

pray for medical tools to stop the bleeding as stains cover your white socks
if there's no Kit next to ya you're in seriousss trouble…rest of the Nights Watch

9

unload the clip while you hide behind a table, i’m clappin a draco
& as soon as you look out i’ll Fire at the Peak like an active volcano

7

have my crew beat you over & over cuz we men on a mission
they’ll break your arms in three places...the living room, the den & the kitchen

8

you aint no killer putting gats to work
spare me. that shit’s a fake facade more than AstroTurf

7

the Smith’s thirsty for blood and wants to dump on the prick
my Wess’ Craven. one shot’ll make this a gorier scene then any one of his flicks

8

you force wp & rehash old material so don’t tell me you beast now
at the end of the day, every flip flops so much i swore you were beach bound

7.5

semi-autos dumpin on ya house so you’ll probably die
so many bullets i’ll even shoot the lights out, call me Kawhi

7

run up on me w/ heat?! i fucking dare you to cruise like a boss
i’ll disarm you, take the gun. & it’ll be used against you like words to a cop

7

Challenging me wooow I guess it’s true that son is insane
10 paces...Madula leave em with a whole in the one in his brain

7.5

his girl begs me to end his life daily screamin “grab the piece”
she doesn't want this fool-around…tells me shoot em so we can do that in peace

7.5

say i annoy you, well shit man. go ahead and call me scrub
i’ll really make your blood boil when I hold ur brother’s head in a scalding tub

6.5

dumb out w/ a gun out i only came here to bleed ya friend
this ammos Stupid. once i pull the Cordial never act that way w/ me again

8

i pulled the scope out & ur emotions went from nervous to dread
think Corn Rows; get caught in the cross-hairs i’ma start workin ya head

7.5

leave my site before i start to rip ya body apart
don’t enter the Fray. Face-to-Face you’ll get fucked up like im Arya Stark

7

put you in a wheel chair for LIFE cuz im provin a monsta!!
Knife out – stab a blade in your Lat n’ Twist like we doin the mamba

8

i’m aimin for the head guys, lead jab then a right to the face
bust em up. leave Bare Gryll more fucked up then a bite from a snake

7.5

listen pussy i’ll do farrr worse than shoot ya coupe
next time you travel, i’ll Break the Plane. Game-Over like Booth Review

7

i might just lose it, & trust me ur dead if i do
snatch ur Chain n’ butcher u so bad only Hair n’ Bone identify’ s you

7

barrel pressed to his temple that's right i’m going to smoke em
clips to his dome…he’ll be Hanging Brain without exposing his scrotum

6

threatens my wife screaming thug life while getting SO descriptive
says he gunna Pohler. but w/ his Amy’s nothing but a 'joke to bitches'

6

girls consider you nothing. but doesn’t matter cuz the matics gunna burst
closest you’ll ever be to a Catch is bullets ‘tearing thru the fabric’ of your shirt

7

fuck some K’s n grips. knifework homie i’m about some blades n’ rips
i’ma General Tso katana’s goin in your sides. turn the wrists, that’s an Asian Twist

7

crew beefs about to pop off so i know ur getting nervous whore
if we fight my Pacquins 10 outta 10. that’s Anna w/ a perfect score

7

i’m truly quick to flip a switch & blast as i bury yo heart
Baron’s quick to flip a switch too. every time he gets last playin Mario Cart

8

sure we can box pussy, u’ll leave the ring slaughtered w/ a scar
can’t Perrier shot from me, your just a loser that drinks water in the bar

7.5

have ya body dragged around once you’ve gone from flail to thud
hitmans black & i’ll have ‘Brother stab ya in the back’ so there betrayals of blood

7

lift ya wife off the ground, hollows rippin yaa the autos hittin
Light up the 9 & Elevator w/ the push of the button...that's condo livin

7.5

Diff weapons will dead his whole crew if he tries to get hostile dudes
B gets the shell, his boys a blade. i’ll cut this bitches Back-Up like Hostel 2

7

one punch he’ll know it’s over as i dig his damn grave
break his spirit, you won’t have to visit my basement to see this Mancave

7.5

he’ll hear a permanent slow-jam soon as i throw hands
when it comes to droppin a Barbarian trouble. i’ll cut em worse than Conan

7.5

death’s a bloody racket. you’ll be bled dry as proof that i’m ruthless fam
Saw to your shoulder, have my Buddy Hackett now it’s time to face The Music Man

7.5

me n’ goons surround you yaaa we plan to dump cans quick
grippin Metal w/ Mohawks to ya Dome. you could go & start a punk band bitch

7.5

i’m savage & exclusive. quick to grab a matic & just lose it
see’s me comin we hear a Sharp:Uh-Oh like they were collabin on some music

7.5

i go blitzkrieg on a rapper & leave his fucking face impaled
you Drop the Hammer cuz ur scared using one will cause you to break a nail

7

kill the gun talk. we know there’s never smoke you grab fast
dawg ya Soft.shells are gunna only be seen at your local crab shack

7

i don’t think you understand all the shit ur facin
you’re a joke. break a bulb in ya jugular to make light of the situation

6.5

i’m rich. a king of text. in many ways at the top of the chain
i’m Riding High. & hope you do the same in your car in the opposite lane

7

when shit pops off I’m not one to run then hide in disgrace
u’ll find me Smack Dab in the middle. breaking a bong across the side of ya face

7

ya i sold you out. told ur secrets, put it all on display for kids
i threw you under the bus cuz i know it’s double decker & there’s no way you live

7.5

you don’t wanna die Lars. it’s time for you to go & start ducking
or it’s chest shots, named every bullet Happy since i know they’re heart touching

7.5

i don’t really care ur an annoying little scrub of a man
you’ve gotten on my nerves cuz i can’t wash all this blood off my hands

7

you’re broke af so your least favorite topic is supper
more KD at your table then every NBA GM’s office this summer

7

won’t get a vote from me, quit thinkin that ur crap is smooth
if i’m leaning your way it’s a taunt & if you hit me i’ll laugh at you

7

I write the flyest shit week after week as the league schedule hardens
you couldn't drop Radish in ya backyard working on your vegetable garden

7.5

forget the biting allegations now that the power’s stopped
you’re in deep water cuz i know you can tread water for an hour tops

6

so beat blue?! lmao his comments are tongue-in-cheek partners
to have a Prairie would have to move to Manitoba & become a wheat farmer

7.5

for some reason you get props & ppl say ya writtens is felt
but honestly demerit’s not warranted. barc getting a ticket from zelph

8

my god ur overrated. and broke, not trolling you bro
just cuz i gave you the Bisquick doesn't mean you’re rolling in dough

8

dead end job. paycheck to paycheck. your life is tragic as shit
ur the guy that lays down Road Cone as i drive by in a Benz getting that from ur bitch

8

i’m sure you’ll diss me for being married & say that ur hatin
& it’s fine, cuz any bitch you Weddle be manish enough to play for the Ravens

7.5

some say ur dope, some say ur wack. that’s the lore of the vets
i’m on the Fence about it…yelling En Gaurd as i put a sword to your chest

7

run away now there’s still some hope that you can go
i’m OG. B Y N’ up bein a pussy i leave open & exposed?!

7.5

& when Baron tries to mack a bitch he fails to ever get behind her
the turndown-service he gets at bars are getting 5 star reviews on trip advisor

8

i clean-up at the bar, my nights are filled giving multiple shockers
i’ma Closer. you’ll make a woman closer legs cuz ur repulsive & awkward

you said this bar already - idk how to rate it

tellin me I’m quick w/ a force cuz ur parents had the sickest divorce
ur right Lars, i’m not on your level…there’s no reason to visit the morgue

8

come for my crown and it's out with the toast
i couldn’t be Overthrown running corner routes on a post

7.5

i leave the water running, draw a warm bath & have a nice clean fuck
Baron leaves the water running when he flees the beach to chase down the ice cream truck

8

Ugly weirdo. Get bent. start avoiding lighting you midget
Last chick that ‘called ya fine’ was a judge & you were fighting a ticket

7

Broke chubby loser you’ll never have some cash disposed
Stretchbands?! yaaa.. they’re in every single pair of pants you own

7.5

your verse compared to mine?! hahaha ur aired and high dawg
sorry Barret’s always gunna be second best & NO not RJ compared to Zion

8

PLUS you’re wifes hot ass gives me bomb sex
i done stayed in that Foxhole longer then nam vets

8

she had me one time & it was out with you. sorry i couldn’t help it dude
she enjoyed my company so much she asked to buy shares & did a Yelp review

9

was gunna leave you anyways. said your fate was sealed ur a fag
she’s been Semi-Detached so long they put her up for sale in a real estate mag

7.5

keep ur future girl away from Blue or there’s dick involved
if i rolled up on her that Acid Drop so fast she’d start trippin balls

7

think you give good D but your girl says that she’s less than impressed
forget time. to her a ‘hot minute’ is getting sweated on during 60 seconds of sex

7.5

call the bitch a first rate slut knowin there’s no tellin how many bros she’s aired
it’s easy to leave ya Buddhist when her pussy flaps longer then the robes they wear

7.5

her pussy’s vile and a true disgrace
so many dudes have ‘had a hand in it’ you need a new Plan for who to date

7

i’m slaying the whores, yours included when she’s sayin she’s bored..
ur response when i said i got Action...Figures since ur always playin w/ yours

8

separate ur shoulder, then bone ya bitch yaa i’m tearin it mean
i Collarbone n’ dip then laugh my ass off at the site of you wearin a sling

7.5

saw a pic of your girl & my god man, half woman but parts a dude
of course i’m going HammerHead looks even more disgusting then Barcs tattoo

7.5

let’s me rub her clit til my hand’s covered w/ globs of her slime
4 fingers, that’s an insider scoop that landed me a job at the Times

8.5

no i’m not Mafia or a made man from bussin some clips..
but I know all about Dirty Rings…i just finished finger fuckin ur bitch

8

ya hoe is mean cuz I I ripped apart her whole vagine
she’s never known a C! Flatrack on your bitch could import cargo from overseas

7

when its that time of the month i shower hit it long n’ brag
Moltov Cocktail moves, i got her Gassssed tellin me it’s Fire on the Rag

9

you’ve never once got her off & that is why she bitches at night
as for her puss, i leave ‘stretched-out n’ Reliever like i’m pitching the 9th

8

& ur girls a ratchet skank, mad diseases she’s been earning fam
fuck her once & you’ll be screamin doc the ‘Wood is on Fire.’- It’s Burning Man!

7.5

I banged your girl last Xmas, truth be told it was hardly sublime
since Winterfell she had more ‘eyes for Blue’ then the Night King army combined

7.5

fucking her takes NO effort. She a mix between Ali Larter & Buffy
it’s Child’s Play. i call your Doll – Killer & she lets me poke her harder than Chucky

7.5

girls don’t give u their numbers. they refer to you as little & tyke
Shiit if they do, every Digital be faker then sundial watches in the middle of night

8

not joking man keep your girl back from Blue
if i make a move-on your bitch she’ll tell you she’s gunna do that from you

8

she’s been mad for ages but the reason ain’t confusing son
you can’t Soother. sucking ur dick is basically the same as using one

7.5

give her nice massages & listen to what she's stressing bout
i have to Rubberneck. she hurt it turning her head to check me out

7.5

handed you divorce papers sayin that she’s done with your shit
it’s funny really, she put the brakes on the relationship & i just cut the ones in ur whip

7.5

there’s no saving it, says she hates you & looks you in the eye direct
thinkin u’ll make her happy is ‘pie in the sky’. & just fucked’er in a private jet

7

ah fuck. so I inadvertently closed the notepad file I had open with baron's verse in it, but i put all my ratings in excel so I wouldn't have to add everything up manually. Here's all the respective ratings (in same order as each bar)

9
7
7
8
7
7.5
7
7
6
7.5
8.5
7.5
8
8.5
9.5
7
7.5
7.5
7.5
8
8
7
7.5
7
7.5
6
7
8
8
7
7
7
7.5
7.5
8
7
8
8
8.5
7
8
6
8.5
7
8.5
6
7
7

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