Masaii

So im walking through the city after just going to the barber, looking fresh AF with the fade, walking down george st on the way to have breakfast with the girl. I cross the main intersection at town hall aka junkey housing department. So bros im crossing the road and get to the other side and there is some methd out robranda looking faggot with his girlfriend laughing like the wicked witch of the west while this faggot goes around getting in every passer bys face with eminem blaring out of his faggotbox on his shoulder mouthing lyrics. When he comes to me i politely asked him to leave me alone, faggot. He mimics me then walks off. So i duck into the store outisde of where this creature is and i buy some gum. Im slightly rustled in the jimbos area cause some faggot is getting a free pass from everyone going by because everyone is scared by him. I was listening to the matrix soundtrack on my ipod so i thought, what would the dystopian GAWD do? So i went outside after making my purchase and sure enough this tweaked faggot comes at the god again. I told the guy I WARNED U FAAGGOT and grabbed him by the collar and judo flipped him on his face. Boombox goes flying, his junkie mistress lets out a cry for help, everyone around me goes OHHHH. Then i hear the homeless man chearing me on "good on you young fella". Thanks homeless guy, u can stfu now thnx. Then this junkie faggot was cowering apologising and i let him go. Unbenownst to me someone alerted the authorities next door and they came over straight away. Me being the peoples champ got let go because he was harrassing the public and i did them a service whilst all the witnesses were backing me up. Junkie got arrested (public nuisance charge maybe? Then I continued my strut down the road, not a hair out of place.

Inb4didnthappenfaggot