NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments
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Rep Power: 84181420
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vs Orc
2012
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U been gay since 16 & every inch of your soul is fake
u got sucha limp wrist thats not a watch its a brace to hold it straight
I never saw a shark with a beak, that nose grew at a alarming pace
u fucking muppet, it looks like someone bleached Gonzos arms & face
pimply fuck, all fags got AIDs so I know u been burnt b4
guess ya head been up ya ass for so long u transferred the herpes sores
always 2nd best, being the illest at anythings something u never could do
a silver trophy proves even at the faggot of the yr award show someone was better than u
u dont handle real chrome, around there parts ur one of the lamest few
ur such a homosexual geek bet ur pretending 2 finger the villian from Terminator 2
vs Resin MIC
2012
no ones going to forget u pretended to be black u worthless asian
u wanted to be Afro Samurai so bad u perfected a Samuel L Jackson impersonation
u'll forever be a wannabe who hates his culture and writes the lamest tracks
I was doper than china white back when u was still pretending to be china black
and ya girls a hoe, for dough I bet she open her mouth son
with a vag wide enough to stash guns so I use it to latex then fuck without one
& she willing to slurp it all up cuz she know I'm a crook
I get zipper head cause I'm too lazy to pull my pants down, u was born with the look
what a giant geek you are is not something were just seeing
ur styles described as 'txtbook' cuz ur nerdy enough to write a Bible on netceeing
Res an appetizer to the main course, of course he can't touch my flows
when my 40 dump Lings face will look just like the meat his ppl stuff in those
I would of bodied this loser in Bad Blood but he ducked me first
cuz my verses gave the genre a shot in the arm which is ironic cuz he's the fucking nurse
u txt like a thug but ur an azn doctors assistant, this dweebs fake
ur dealing with a language barrier, barricaded, cordoned off and covered in police tape
so stop writing like u bust off a chrome toolie, u fell off the throne truly
now when it comes to being watered down u get the 'sub title' same as ur home movies
ur social life is ur saddest fail..its no suprise this fag is frail
not only was ur childhood sheltered...it was in a jade palace covered with dragon scale
vs ill nikk-A
2012
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we been going at it for yrs.. I love to compete txt swag with you
used to be neck and neck, but ur at a unfair advantage by having two
ya blood pumps sugar now, back then u was the sickest of vets
then ur txt career hit a wall, wayy before the Kool Aid man kicked thru ya chest
dudes old flabby and sick, nik I think its time to throw in the towel
ur a shadow of ur former self, and even IT can't stand to look at u now
we could never break bread, sniffin them .07s has done u some harm
we can't eat at the same table.. u dont even got 1 to put that old ass radio on
dude got bit my a zombie, flesh on his skull starting to break n fester
I'm tryna find a synonym for craters cuz u got TheSaurus same facial texture
this dude gets strains and cramps when the seasons switch the weather
bet the reason u got ya hand in ya pockets is to hold them old ass hips together
gramps tryna hold onto his youth, prides ugly and u know its a sin
dont u think wearing nothing but Jordan dont help when u look older than him?
u used to be a party animal, a real thug who when beef came never fled
but now your a family guy, & by the shiny floor I know ur wife needs more lemon pledge
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I'm laughing at ur hideous grill & that blank stare like u just took a disgrace
ur such a fucking dirty sanchez, no wonder ur stuck with that shit look on ur face
vs Blanco Bishop
2012
I'll merk you before this battle begins, you aint built for this art
this ain't checkers it's Chess, so obviously Bishops in a box from the start
you'll get murdered trying to play with killers.. so stay in ya lame place
got a Halo 4 over your head, cuz I could beat u to death with a XBOX game case
this battles your last hoorah, the news of your death'll stun your kin
you going from some1 I never heard of, to some1 no1 will hear from again
the verse you dropped was newb as fuck, stress got this kid rattled
if ur rep ever solidifies its cause it froze up more than u in a big battle
I was born a problem child, this choir boy is a fucking disgrace
ur mom called u a hellraiser cuz it look like u had 100 needles stuck in ur face
real hustlers like me always grind hard this time of year
u never had the fuzz on your back, but ur bitch got a assfro and spinal beard
it's hilarious to me knowing your run as the champ will never begin
to u good clean funs getting washed up in every big battle u ever was in
I'm busy hanging with dimes while ur out of place and confusing they signs
around hot chicks u get enough funny looks to teach a comedy class striktly for mimes
against a real vet this loser is definetly set up for a fall
nobody considers Blanka beast, but him in a champ matchs a shock to us all
vs Randum
2012
I could never lay with rhe hoes u be after them bitches look shoddy
chicks u fuck need a facemask & a 15 yr penalty for having a linebackers body
this clown gettin tar'd &feathered..his hopes for the throne gone and severed
if anyone consider ranking he at the bottom of that every time talents measured
while I'm the champ for ages, my rep here never been in doubt
I hold the belt, you do the same but it's to show submission to ur prison spouse
if I throw haymakers theres rarely a miss.. its easy to make this fairy submit
when each jab land on randomize no one would believe I didnt care where they hit
for thinking you can fuck with me you gotta be mental
that ideas made u a laughing stock & majority share holder at Comedy Central
dude stay hanging with gays, chumps, and geeks, drinking spunk for free
you don't just promote faggotry you went and made it CEO of your company
this stalker making threads about retiring me, must be out of his mind
if u ever make me hang it up u kept calling my phone and breathing hard on the line
i stay getting high on the block, but this lames too shook
only time u bent on a corner was to save the page on your favorite book
vs Awefull
2012
Originally Posted by Awefull
im just tryna get put in that bodybag
Sure thing sonny.
I got perfect form and impeccable style on display that leave my foes suprised
I'll throw Awesome punches he'll rate as the best he seen before they close his eyes
you thinking your gonna get shine for beating me here is just too funny
ur success's not just being held up its getting extorted once a week for protection money
now u desperate cuz ur ex shows up to my house with condoms and vasoline
only way she wants the spark back in ur relationship is if u showed up covered in gasoline
its fucking sad your motto around other dudes is just touch and grab
ironic with all the guys in awe no one around here is shocked that your such a fag
no girls tryna hear ur bullshit, to avoid dude any chick a run for laps
to drown out ur voice they'd hold there head under water until both lungs collapse
I won't stop til blood stains your apparel and ur bones are missing the marrow
Hush is killin u softly which jus means a pillow on ur face an potatoe over the barrel
vs Cashius (Swag&Flow)
its the Holocaust by any cost when my thoughts conveyed
watch your corpse get flayed by the Vorpal blade then drive a 4 by 4 across your grave
eyes wide shut producing steam- Sorcerer Supreme when I lucid dream, the dead awake
my recluse regime of Elohim each capable to seduce a scream from heavens gates
been on some other shit prior to the rise of the first parts Government, I forever retain the title
before my rhyme book was sealed in the Ark of the Covenant I was worshiped as a pagan idol
once given the time to adapt I'm King Midas mixed with Posieden striding in black
you try to attack but its no time to react when I arrive riding the Leviathans back
the Vanilla dutch ambassador, wherever my haze smoke puffs erupts a massacre
when I rap they ask me to bring it back so my mics equipped with a flux capacitor
beast on a roll, single minded and cold once seeking a goal
heart blacker then coal, a horde of vultures and locusts unleashed to feast on ur soul
the champion and favorite, tongue adamantium plated & fed from a silver spoon
rose in the concrete with a will to bloom.. a steel monsoon that will typhoon til ur blood fills the room
vs BarZ
2012
lol@this newb as nigga
BarZ aka Po*TenSe
lol again
I keep stacks on deck, flashing grands cause can't no one take it from me
ur bank account been overdrawn so many times ironic u never had a trace of money
Ima put this bum ina hearst, dude been txtin decades and only got worst
if we talking Bargains your low budget punchlines are finally proving their worth
you got bumped round 1 of a new user competition, so how do u rhyme well?
he joined the Newman tournament and got embarassed worst than fat dude on Scienfeld
u got shitty wording and forced concepts, time to show ur weaknesses u slimy homo
when I expose your portraits It'll paint a picture of a giant faggot that matches ur ID photo
I hold all the cards plus I'm showing aces. your still a nobody cause ur flowings basic
ur shot at top tier backfired & became a suicide squeeze faster than bunting with loaded bases
u aint the type to load up the weapons and spray, ur a fag whos depressed everyday
you don't got a straight bone in your body which explains your hunchback suspecting ur gay
ur a chronic failure steady getting smoked. dedicated to losing like u swore it a oath
the strain of Pot is that he's been buried so many times and never shown any growth
vs Strikta
Striks a coward and a 10 yr newb, its easy to clown this geek
my reps solidified- urs is running down ur leg and pooling around ur feet
ducked our pink slap match cuz u knew u can't take me off the throne
dudes so shook to pic battle he saw the challenge and tried to get Julo on the phone
needing backup for internet beef made u look stupid, you cant dispute it
dudes so scared to see hands thrown with Sound he watches boxing matches muted
u lost ya job on ya day off, logged on netcees and denied the theft like a liar
to shutup a baby give him a bottle, if not he'll steal em from work and get fired
ur such a obvious wigger, identifying this wannabes dreams is too simple
u wish for a black face & learned to play violin hoping it would make u a minstrel
using I grew up in the hood as an excuse is something a nerd would do
in his household a Strikt upbringing must of meant don't tell him he's white til he's 32
when he found out he can't say nigga in public he got pissed
this nerd shows up at dice games with a monopoly board saying u guys forgot this!
u treat being a MOD like a full time career..its ur only source of enjoyment
& lose as many jobs as u do text battles-Netcees should be paying u unemployment
never been considered dope at txt so instead u pretend to be a g on the net
ur run towards top tier been so stop and go its like ur playing freeze tag with being a vet
I been a headliner in battle events, 10 yrs in and no one thinks this jokers able
u been undercard for so long your next alias should be emcee poker table
vs Cynosure aka Lyrs
you'll never be recognizd as dope, no matter how hard this geek tries
being sincere i'd describe the skin color of Cyn seared broiled and deep fried
its ironic u dissapear at night yet ur theone who cant find a friend
ur so black and tan ur skin colors described as guiness mixed with heineken
the fuck is a "Cynosure"? u making shit up for a account name is kinda queer
if u wanted to call yaself something that dont exist register as "a dope line by Lyrs"
girls get no pleasure from dude, then they see me and maul the dick
when he fucks em on a bed of nails thier biggest complaints the smallest prick
dudes a suicidal failure, born hideous, talentless and lives life in a stupor
so his future holds even more attempts to kill himself then Bruce Willis in Looper
u'r getting banned from the HOF cuz in every tourney u got bodied and tookout
but to him the black list is for keeping track of RSVPs at the next family cookout
u resemble the villian from DBZ that lost to Goku, no coincidence he's a fag
except much blacker, so when I say u look like King Coal I don't mean Freizas dad
I get suited and zooted, throw on a tux go to ur funeral and show no respect
cuz the only black tie affair your ever going to involves a noose and your neck
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