'BE MY FRIEND TRAP PLEAEAASEI WILL PRETEND TO KNOW OF, BE EXPERIENCED IN AND OR HAVE PARTICIPATED IN ANY ACTIVITY/HOBBY THAT U ENJOY....I HAVE ALSO LISTENED TO EVERY CD AND READ EVERY BOOK....EVER AND ONLY TO USE AS A CONVERSATION STARTER.....IN EVER CONVERSATION SPOKEN OR TYPED THAT I CAN MAKE MYSELF AWARE OF.....REGARDLESS OF MY PERSONAL INVOLVEMENT OR RELEVANCE TO THE TOPIC.........U WANNA SLEEP OVER AT MY PARENTS HOUSE!? MY ROOMS IN THE ATTIC SO ITS BASICALLY LIKE MY OWN APARTMENT. BUT WE HAVE TO WHISPER AND BREATHE SLOWLY OR ELSE MY NOISE MONITORED ANKLE BRACELET WILL CATCHFIRE AND ENGULF MY FAGGIT RIDDLED BODY LIKE A MARSHMELLO. ALSO I HAVE COCKROACHE HANDS.....HIT ME WITH THE PM AND LET ME KNOW TRAP....UR THE MAN BOSS."
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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