[Witty]

hang it up and carry on. the
shadow puppet Paragon
rocking chair, a bad toupee, a Wheel of Fortune marathon
Americana
Live as though nobody really cares about it
cause Michael Jackson's overdose still
overshadows Farah Fawcett

A lot of people call you the most talented writer to ever do this simply because they've seen others say it. A lot of people who say that probably haven't even read a full verse from you. I'm not one of those people. I say you're the most talented writer to ever do this because you are. And I know what I'm talking about.

You are not only the most talented to ever do this topical shit, you are one of the best writers I have ever read in my life.

This wasn't exactly a classic from you but the lines I quoted are why I say you're the best. They were a seemingly effortless display of wit, brevity and cadence that most people simply aren't capable of.

I'm a very good writer. I'm more talented than most people who have ever done this. There have been quite a few genuinely incredible writers that have done this. Lars, Certain, dull and bb, Soulstice, Oats, Cry, Pancakebrah, Vulgar and I could name plenty more.

I'd put myself in that group. You aren't in it. You're out on your own my friend.

Thank you.