lmao nah, that's what i'm saying though
this lame only ever been relevant when we got noone else to attack
he's second-choice, the rebound, the fall-back kid we only ask to play football when there's not enough members to field two equal sides
he's that drinking buddy you'll go for a beer with if none of your usual friends are doing anything, always kept on the fringes because you know there might be a time you could use them, constantly on standby and available but most the time you just ignore their calls or texts
he's that if-all-else-fails chick we have in our phones, that last option when it comes to a night out and if you don't pick something up better, you can drop her a quick line and have a place to fuck/sleep/cook you breakfast the next morning. that use and abuse hit-and-run bitch.
ONLY WITH AN ELOGNATED DRAINPIPE FOR A NECK
ROFLZZZ
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