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once shivved a stray cat with his eyebrows
has to drink out of silent styrofoam cups cause if his mom catches him drinking soda after brunch again she'll send him back to space camp
read an adaptation of Dr. Seuss at a open mic night, entitled "Red Fish, Blue Fish, Crip fish niggas came to the wrong part of town"
took home a spare participation trophy on the hush after smoothly convincing the guidance councilor not to tell his Uncle Jeb
has Eddie Murphy footie pajamas
never forgave himself for Tivo'ing over the authentic season finale of 106 & Park