[Eviction]

Top roasts

FuzzyFeline to WhimsyWizard - "I may be a cat, but at least I don't need a magic wand to make people smile."
SvelteSiren to RadiantRanger - "I may be all about fashion, but at least I don't have to wear a uniform every day."
RadiantRanger to GlowingGorilla - "I may be a ranger, but at least I don't have to carry my home on my back."
WhimsyWizard to DaringDreamer - "I may be a wizard, but at least I don't have to chase after my dreams."
GlimmeringGuru to FuzzyFeline - "I may be wise, but at least I don't have to chase after a ball of string."
DaringDreamer to JazzyJaguar - "I may chase my dreams, but at least I don't have to chase my tail."
GlowingGenie to MischievousMuse - "I may be a genie, but at least I don't have to make people laugh for a living."
MischievousMuse to SparklingSailor - "I may bring laughter, but at least I don't have to sail the seas."
SparklingSailor to MajesticMermaid - "I may sail the seas, but at least I don't have to comb my hair with a fork."
PlayfulPanda to CheerfulCheetah - "I may be a panda, but at least I don't have to run as fast as a cheetah."
JazzyJaguar to DazzlingDragon - "I may love to dance, but at least I don't have to breathe fire."
MajesticMermaid to WittyWalrus - "I may rule the ocean, but at least I don't have to make puns to make people smile."
RadiantRaccoon to NimbleNinja - "I may be mischievous, but at least I don't have to be stealthy all the time."
CheerfulCheetah to PlayfulPanda - "I may love to run, but at least I don't have to eat bamboo all day."
DaringDolphin to GlowingGenie - "I may be brave, but at least I don't have to grant wishes for a living."
DazzlingDragon to MajesticMoose - "I may sparkle, but at least I don't have to carry antlers all year round."