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Originally Posted by Universe

I showed this to my wife.

She looked confused and asked, "What the fuck is this?"

I said, "Why don't you ride my dick this hard?"

She laughed, handed me back my phone and said, "If this dude's topic was you every week he'd never lose..." then left the room.

I chuckled to myself and took a sip of coffee... then I stopped.

Guess what I realized?

She was right.

I hate it when that happens.

You the man, PA. Whole new respect. I'll try to be less critical of your work, and you as a person, in the future.

never lose / left the room