I had toyed a little more with my rough draft before it became clear he wasn’t showing.
Hey there aspiring fight fans! Tonight you’re in for a thriller
We’ll see if Iron Mike can survive a fight with a GORILLA!
Since this is a fictional matchup, Prime Tyson seemed best suited
a formidable victor boathting a record of 50–6–2 (against humans).
While his head movement is superior to the mighty Kong’s
next to him, in the tree trunks, stands a foe four times as strong.
All eyes are on Tyson’s knock-out power who’ll be looking for the punch
that defies the odds against as opponent as hungry as they come!
Mike could be in some trouble here, no upset has been forecast
but the term Rumble In The Jungle has never been more apt.
It’s one heck of a tall task staring at Mike —
who’s a relative short ass in comparative size.
The air is alive as holographic Iron Mike climbs in the ring
preparing for Primate vs Prime Tyson to finally begin!
The lights have been dimmed. Thanks to the 8 million who copped the PPV
along with 12 million at home watching this on illegal streams.
Round one is nearly here, folks! A cage is lowered to the ring
as Mike watches searing fearlessly at the opponent thats within.
The nose of the gorilla pushes through the bars
as unsure on where to start as the judges on our cards.
Bruce Buffer looks alarmed at having to witness the brawl
We can’t bring him to talk, even though his ring announcements being done by video call.
The gorilla looks cautious, standing upright and planting his feet at the edge
to release some aggression by beating his chest.
The arenas electric atmosphere crackles with excitement
with a few practice jabs provided as the camera pans to Tyson.
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