YO ROBRANDI YA TITTIES LOOK LIKE PLANTAINS. WHICH EVER PLANTATION U ESCAPED IM ON A DAMN PLANE TO HAVE U AN THAT PANCAKE BOOTY AN MANSCAPED CHEST SHAVE BACK TO THE NEXT GATE ACCEPTING SILVER BACK BABOONS WITH PURPLE COLORED BREAST PLATES. LOOK IN THE EYE OF YOUR COOMANDER I SHOONT HAVE ANYMORE BOOKE TALK IF U EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD AGOON DEAR ERICA. I SWEAR IM JUST A SPIRIT THRUST FROM A CLEARING LOST OUTSIDE CIVILIZED DOMINION, IM GEARING UP IN PIGEON TUFTS FLUFFED WITH FEAR AN BLOOD AN SHIT. U FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! I REMOVE MY EARINGS JUST TO SMEAR YOUR LOVELESS TITS ACCROSS MY EARS AND SMOTHER MY BEARD IN YOUR WEIRD DISGUSTING SKIN BLUBBER. LOOK AT ME QUEENN!!!!!! IM A GRIM LOVER AN EVERYDAY I GET DUMBER SAY SOME FUCKIN SHIT ABOUT MY DICKS SKIN COVER AND ILL HAVE YOUR KIN TURNED INTO DICK SUCKERS. LIPS PUCKERED I SAUNTER UP TO THEIR KISS COVERED IN FINS MOTHER IM A FUCKING BRICK OF DISCOLORED JIZ GUZZLED AN SPIT UP INTO A BIG GULP TABLE 5 UR DISH UP LISTEN TO ME U FISH FUCK U FUCKIN LITTLE MERMAID GRENADE U GOT DAMN BLACK DEMON FROM HOCHIE COO ILL PUT THE ROODEY POO GODSMACK ACROSS YOUR ODD FAT DWARF HALF POT CAST LORD FORSAKEN SHAKA ASS. WHO WAN PROLLUM I DEVOUR LASS LIKE A BROWNISH ***K. I CAME TO PARTY WHERE THE SOUR STAGS. ILL SMOKE YA NIPPLES LIKE A BLUNT ROLLED IN THE DARK. I CUM HOLDING MY BUTT AND I WONT BE DONE TILL I FUCKING MOAN LIKE A SHARK!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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