Your text sucks, it’s true. When the tech bust, KABOOM
This a Soviet Russia joke. Couch get a leg up on you
^ Maaaan I remember these jokes. Okay here
Underestimate ME? You’ll never claw your life back
If you’re sleeping on Couch you better hope you called your wife fat
^ I like this
This won’t be a close battle. You got zero punches to sell
Every sectional make sure this is a very comfortable L
^ BANG. Blue Bayou would be proud couch.
Your text is fucking garbage. You needed a reminder
Pull the handle and get you stretched out… I’m not even a recliner
^ dope closer. Loved all the couch references, definitely the best sofa alive
Rican:
Your rep tarnished fuck your Ppl Once I become the Quickest Ruler,
Only time you’ll see name on the prize is on a trophy for being life’s biggest Loser.
^ this felt a little elementary school burn to me tbh
This Pussy entire family gets a box I won’t stop till I Flower plenty,
When real situations’ll expose how many
many times Fun Dip quicker than Kids Powder candy.
^ you were on to something with the fun dip connection but I won’t forgive you for that botched set up
You’ll get reclined out a new job but claim you never Do wrong?
Dnt Get pulled Everything I do is a upgrade from couch This what you call a Futon.
^ I think you could have done more with the futon connection, punch was lackluster
Once the Gun Spray. Get off my Dick Wit Your Dumb Name,
You changed it from user to Fun Couch ONLY cuz you know your father shoulda left your Ass a Cum stain.
^ I don’t get this one. I mean I get the “leave you a cum stain” bit but what does that have to do with a couch? I don’t get it
Well Rican continues to perplex me with his lines, couch had some bangers
V/Couch
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