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Old 08-04-2022, 09:43 AM   #6
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User:

I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit
is this in reference to asians randomly doing backflips lol... this is okay.. I like it more than I should though
I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout
Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out
Setup was ass lol.. I guess you said the trash lines are working let me get in this.. this was alright
Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face
If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase
haha, good grief
Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe
If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines
lol cute but silly like you.
Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys
Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys
nah this doesnt hit for me
Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave
Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape
lol nice, good imagery
Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide
All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive
lol.. nice
Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine
You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time
liked the setup more than the punch
You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done
Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son
hahaha

Good comedic verse, seemed effortless


Dave:

Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants
You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement
kinda predictable
Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front
There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch
LOLOL
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find
cool but I knew where the punch was going
I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out
If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth
lol this is silly, I cant like this
She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear
My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear
LOL
Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare
If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs
this was fire
I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of
The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off
kinda gay even as a diss but it works
My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin
Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer
lol alright
Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend
If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again
nice closer

Brought some heat, definitely redeemed yourself


Too close for me so I'll have to do a point breakdown. Good battle!

Okay so I have Dave winning this by a hair. His lows were a bit higher than User's
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Last edited by Aero; 08-04-2022 at 09:48 AM.
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