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Top Punches
Dominate vs Resin M-I-C
Plenty bullets, Ima shoot those - let a few go if you don’t act right
Quit the tough talk Res… you let a Phew go whenever you pass a black guy
Resin M-I-C vs Dominate
I’ll STILL win with writers block. It’s the truth let’s be honest.
cuz even a Flux Capacitor struggles to be fueled by YOUR garbage. /
evaD vs Ahriman
The ladies love me til I ditch em.. I stay messin with these hoes
If Ahriman ever turns heel… it’s a pirouette into a vogue
Fracture vs Aero
Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness
But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus
Aero vs Fracture
He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her
Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker
Incredible vs CtrlF4
He said "I was Holding it down" when its just the nickname he was given
Turns out NC no different than prison, from A block - D block he wasn't known for spittin
LGI vs Knucklehead
Grew up spinning tha block and selling bud from blue hair to purple...
Closest you came to spinning a block was watching ya son try to fit a square into a circle
Adverse vs Wanderer
Damn it you squirt, you’ll never even know when the hammer gon burst
Do em execution style - Sig tucked behind his ear like a mechanic at work
R!canTheoryz vs Bags
You could catch crap solo w. Ya nails done & still couldn’t Scratch that Homo,
Big rounds will leave Ghost surrounded by a box faster than the Snapchat logo.
Sinacog Cypher Review by Adverse
Everyone’s verse was good in their own way, but since this was a cypher of using Sinacog’s style, I chose Saint because of how he truly he stuck to it, down to the on the nose punchlines and the references to demon semen and dragons which is a staple in every Cog verse.
Some of you were...too refined to put it lightly. Cog doesn’t do refined, he’s animalistic, he has no purpose, he simply exists.
But there was some good stuff everywhere
Res:
“TUCK IT MAYBE, FUCK IT CRAZY.. BUCKET SHADY.. CRABS I EAT UPSKIRT LEGS LIKE MUPPET BABIES
MUPPET BABIES COME OUT OF A VAGINAS HOLE.. LASAGNA MOLES.. NOT CANCEROUS JUST A SPOT, 2 FEET LARGE IT’S DR SCHOLLS.. “
Des:
“I AM THE BLUE DRAGON THE DRAGON OF BLUE SO WHO’S ASKIN? SPIT FLAMES OF WORDPLAYS THAT LEAVE ALL OF YOU HEAD SCRATCHIN IM EATIN ASS AND TAKING NAMES OF ALL THE ASSES
BLACK DRAGON”
NYCSPITZ:
“IT’S RICE — YOU STUPID DYKE ;; PADDY FIELDS IN CAMBODIA ;; OF RICE!! YOU STUPID DYKE !!!!!//
MY MOVEMENT’S NICE!! A RULER’S MIGHT ;; ALEXANDER OF MACEDONIA ;; A RULER, LIKE OUTKAST RULED STANKONIA /“
Dull:
“THE BUFFET LINE WAIT LIKE I CANT WAIT • I SAY, ‘I DONT WAIT I TAKE • MINE’ • I AM THE BUFFET TYPE • WEIGHT’S HIGH • DONT WASTE SIDES • I LEAVE THE PLATE WIPED • BUFFET GUY • I AM THE BUFFET GUY”
All super entertaining reads laughed out loud a couple of times but
Saint really hit it out of the park. Thanks for the participation everyone
“SHARP wouldn't "HAVE AN EDGE WITH THE STRAP" with LEATHER HANDLES.
I'm NOTHING AND SOMETHING, SOMETHING AND NOTHING....
I killed 200 HORDES with 200 SWORDS, I killed 200 SWORDS with 200 HORDES//
I GOT COKE AND FLAMES, BLUE/BLEW gets BLOWN IN THE FRAY, WIND BLEW/BLUE cuz he's "LIGHT" like "OCEAN WAVES"//
ATONE YOUR WAYs, I'M A CHRISTIAN and a DEMON DRIPPING SEMEN from BLADES/ DRIPPING "BLOOD from FANGS" like THE "VAMPIRE BLADE"!!/“
Really embodied what it means to be Sinacog here, from the super on the nose punchlines to the rhythmic pointless rhyming. Also mentions of dragons and demon semen is crucial.