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Old 08-01-2022, 01:34 PM   #11
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Bring the G19 where you live, pussy. I’m taking alllll your cash
Fuck ur environment. I’ll pull the plastic out & separate the paper from some trash
dope
Plenty bullets, Ima shoot those - let a few go if you don’t act right
Quit the tough talk Res… you let a Phew go whenever you pass a black guy
gonee
And the way you look at a Labrador? I could never trust you for real
Whether it’s cooking or fights w/ your wife – you got an Old Yeller up in your grill
funny but nothing crazy
Can’t even guess what she weighs. She never spent a day in gymnasiums
Impossible to give a ballpark figure when she’s the shape of Yankee Stadium
nice
She gotta lap dance to pay ur gambling debts cuz you fucking suck at poker
Irony 101… she’s Grinding Bones for Bread and looks like a fucking Ogre
cool
I’ll haggle on price w/ my shooters, but they bringing the 4 for you dummy
Roulette wheel: you dropped the ball..
& when a number gets settled on you losing more than your money
okay
Okayyyy you champed last season but all you hearing now is hell nahs
Wasn’t ur first rodeo. But you could only hold on so long before you fell off
I get it but I'm not feeling it as much as the other bars



Aiyyo
Ayy this dude is my target?
See this feud end in carnage..
I’ll STILL win with writers block. It’s the truth let’s be honest.
cuz even a Flux Capacitor struggles to be fueled by YOUR garbage. /
dope
Punch you so damnn hard. Yeah this scrub will blunder..
Tumble, up and under. Face Rockeddd: Now u resemble Korg in Thor Love & Thunder./
okay
Yes I’m an Asian that can’t see for shit. Bet that produces laughter right..
Get smacked tonight..
Mines small.. but YOUR quarter eyes will pay for the river ride to the afterlife. /
really creative. I fw it a lot after seeing Doms Asian bar
It’s unfinished business.. this Aussie is tiny.. he skimming bitches..
Nirvana cover. Any pussy you get that baby dick will be swimming in it. /
I have mixed feelings about this one lol. Still good
This teacher aint in my tier. You know Res going through losers..
I’m in a different class, bro.. & it turns out yours is locked in with a school shooter. /
okay
Bruise this bitch.. we already know you gonna lose this kid..
cuz when it Boils down to it.. this mahfucka shoulda just signed out like User did. /
I don't think it was a boil but still works
You aint come strapped, teach.. don’t make me smack you fast..
When he say a 9 dumpinnn.. quickkk, better get that 3rd grader a bathroom passsss./
lmao
Mahfucka.
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Fuck this is close. Best battle I've read in a while. Easily best of the season.

I'm going back and forth a few times because it's about the same number of bars I thought were bangers. I think Dom's let a phew go was my favorite bar but Resin was more consistent. Wildly close and it's tough because it's going to come down to voter preference I think.

I'LL REREAD LATER AND VOTE


I reread. It's crazy close. I think Resin's consistency edges it for him with one more bar that I liked. It could go either way. Great job, guys

V/resin
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