We call your wife Blade, but that was in a fucking rush
The real Blade would never fall for someone who sucks this much
Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land
Goddamn man, stop, this is not for the frail
This is a pic of everyone who’s happy that Rod got out of jail
EVERYONE who’s ever met this gay hoe hates him
Your kids walk to other states just to get you to pick them up & break probation
Cops shoulda used force, maaaan I wish those plain clothes killed him
Looking like an audition for Pirates of the Gen Pop: Black Men Raise No Children