[Sharp]

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries
this isn't bad, but I think of a good punchline as being formulated like a joke (which is why we usually lean on wordplay) and there's nothing surprising/unexpected here
I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself
this is a good demo of the punchline thing in the last bar's feed. Good funny bar imo
Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”
lol. Funny but light. 'becoming complacent' isn't the 'meanest' way to say something, but esp in a pic battle I like seeing a bar that's just goofy and funny like this
And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
I straight up don't get this. I'll look into it and come back because I see it getting props

I was just looking for something that wasn't there. I blame blue Bayou for making me forget that hyperbole (or anything that isn't wordplay) exists.
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props”
my guy if you think a male cow makes milk... This is light and funny



You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
solid and funny roast
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
funny and light
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
the rhyme is on point. Again funny and light
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
lmao. Dope
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs
I've not see this ad. Guess I'll look it up while trying to understand the polo line

Googled it. This was pretty funny after getting the visual



Time to google shit. Good verses from both, pretty consistent and funny drops

So after looking stuff up I had an almost identical amount of hits/misses/light/etc, the only thing that I can base it off now is that I think the ouija bar was the lotb for me. This is probably the closest battle I've read this season and props to both. I completely understand why both are getting votes because it's just coming down to taste now. Good stuff guys

V/user by a smidge