You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs