Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table
Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches
& the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus
Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt
When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt
Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder
While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order
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First Class
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