Old lady gotta hole that’d fit my whole arm, it’s obscene
My goodness. Girl’s got such a Wide Open Space it’s an Architects dream
kinda funny, a little bit "yo mama" so it kinda comes off a little cheesy but decent
BROOO your career choice would be funny as a feature
What a story. The student who grew up to make the same money as his teacher
wasnt really feeling this one tbh
Tiny penis. Huge ego. Unbelievable hype
Dog. U put another Shrimp on the Barbie every time you sleep with ur wife
eh, I know the shrimp on the barbie thing has been done against him before and this didnt feel unique enough to seem worth it
+ You a 49% rapist. Ain’t no need to rush it G
It’s wild. She be yelling “It’s Almost Dry” & ain’t ever heard of Pusha T
eh ok, these sort of song/album title bars are as old as time
Laser aimed at your core, Ima let it air there square
Empty the clip til the beam comes out ya stomach lookin like a Care Bear Stare
the stare part of this feels a little necessary and detracts more than it adds to it imo, but dope otherwise
My whole squad carry tools, don’t try to fuck w/ the king pal
Sega Genesis Sonic: Run Into those Animals & every one of them Rings Out
ive seen the general idea done a lot so the creativity factor is lacking, but this is well worded
Wondering where your girl’s been? Ask if you feel doubtful
She’ll start w/ “this is hard to say” then tell you I gave her a reallll mouthful
eh i get what you're attempting but i dont feel like it translates to me the way it shouldve
It’s porno music when I call her phone, she had the ringtone changed for me
You been changing your Ring Tone too - at the salon getting your anus bleached
lol this is kinda funny, it's definitely creative but also kinda gross. not a haymaker but it works
tbh I know orc is dope and expected a bit more from him. I also have a love/hate relationship with these short battles. I like that they're easy to vote on, but you're both top tier writers and I was hoping to see more of a spectacle. Still, solid match but I think Dom got this convincingly enough
v/ Dom
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