Drug Stats: Alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, fluoxetine, promethazine, zopiclone
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: My local restaurant doesn't have one, but there is a guy called Pavel so I punch him because he is a foreign.
Recent Speed Runs: I have not ran in over a decade.
Chronological Age: 31
Bench Press: Benches are for sleeping on while drunk.
Age you Appear to be: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Ask someone else.
Race: Like I said before, I dislike running.
Salary: Not really
Books read this year: -3
Weight: I am not repulsed when I see my reflection.
Warm up regimen: 12 beers.
Diet: Beer, whiskey, wine, cigarettes, occasionaly food.
Objective Charisma levels: @
Blue Bayou
Psychological upgrades with age: Nope, only downgrades.
Broken dreams: Jedi Master. The council refused to train me.