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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

Drug Stats: pack a day, 8th a day, 6 pack a day with solid behavior.
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: donkey fist downward maxed out broke machine
Recent Speed Runs: forgot to take trash out in morning, hauled over 18,734 pounds by hand at 5 in the morning in 37 seconds
Chronological Age: 32.75
Bench Press: 60pounds continously 10 hours a day 6 days a week atleast 1500 times. The other day of the week 40 pounds 6 hours every week
Age you Appear to be: 26 before i take the hat off and my hairline appears to be 43
Race: unfortunately white
Salary: less than owed
Books read this year: 0.47. If articles are at play, than 4700.
Weight: may-october = 180 nov-april = 195 maybe 2
Warm up regimen: 45 sec. Slugging water. Next 5mins slugging a Red 100. Next 2min shitting wishing for a red 100 cant smoke inside. Next hour shower.
Diet: foreign beer horrid fears, good weed and bourbon, slurping dish detergent
Objective Charisma levels: 12/10 antichrist candidate
Psychological upgrades with age: less fucks given
Broken dreams: never

**Edit** (this is key)
Sauna: worse than a bath. Heroin might feel good at first too you fucking slobs.

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