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Drug Stats: Psychedelic voyages 1-2 x a year. Marijuana and alcohol in moderation. Keppra 500mg XR at bedtime. Sea Essentials mineral drink daily. Frequent green tea/blue tea/ red tea combo.
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: unknown. Once effortlessly spun kick through a vending machine during undergrad to free a man’s purchase that was stuck beyond the point of shaking.
Recent Speed Runs: last year 5k in 21 minutes.
Chronological Age: 40
Bench Press: 225x3
Age you Appear to be: under 40 Becuase in the self checkout at Sam’s when you buy beer the lady who works there has that option to push and she pushed under 40.
Race: identify as a houseplant.
Salary: low 100 in Mississippi
Books read this year: 10
Weight: 177-183 179 avg.
Warm up regimen: few minutes of ass to grass squat holds and hanging from pull up bar and inverting while hanging.
Diet: no fast food but a fair mixture of discipline to have healthy on the weekends and junk on the weekends
Objective Charisma levels: beyond imagination
Psychological upgrades with age: more strong-silent, more handy d.i.y.
Broken dreams: Sex cult leader, rapper, navy seal.


Additional habits: daily meditation of at least an hour up to 3 depending on bladder. Shinrin yoku. Infrared sauna at least 4 x a week. Jiu jitsu 3-5x a week. No porn no fap at least a month at a time before relapse. Sex at least once a week. Diligence in not giving hoes free attention. Private practice has a 3 week waiting list. Wrote five novels in five years. Lowkey one of the illest to do it, and a style like none other. Also very humble. Last month i completed Ido Portals 30 minutes of deep squats for 30 days challenge.

Negatives: refuse to conform to any sort of style in open mics. Advocates for accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior.