Are your breasts too small? Are they lifeless and saggy? Do your eyes look baggy?
Have your stomach and sides gotten wide and flabby? ARE YOU QUITE UNHAPPY?
Are you ready to discover the REAL YOU? The better, more aesthetic version?
Don’t delay - this is very urgent; call Dr Dan Liptzer, board certified cosmetic surgeon.
Dr Dan has worked in the field since right out of med school, he has the finest credentials
His entire life is a quest to help women in the thouands achieve their highest potential
He’s unconventional, the best in the business, - he outstrips every competetor in this
Test it with litmus – go ahead and read what some of his clients have said as a witness:
*****
I went in for a simple Botox, just a teensy injection.
Not only did Dr Dan leave me with a pleasing complexion,
he expertly identified through a thorough and sweeping inspection
that I had several other areas extremely in need of correction.
I would have been clueless! Thank goodness I heeded directions.
Now five surgeries later, I’m close to achieving perfection! - Amanda, 34, Sales Rep
*****
Omg, Dr Dan is like, sooooo handsum and dreamy
Im 4eva greatfull that he even manage to see me
He help me to set up the payment plan, it was easy
My bf loves my new boobs, he always got hands on them! Hehe- Candy, 21, Cashier
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This Summer, say ENOUGH to being ugly and pitiful
Be the ENVY of your friends, not the subject of ridicule
Give a BIG NO to the big nose that flusters and hinders you
REFUSE to put up with a bust that is miniscule
A perky pair is POSSIBLE - more than you ever knew
You CAN achieve fullness and front facing nipples too
So pick up the phone and bid that uninspired chest adieu
What are you waiting for? “
Let’s bring out the breast in you”
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