[Answer]

Username/Seth verse against Blue/Zuch:

Hey Blue…
It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous
She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices
And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak
The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat
Matt’s nothing but a meager dude playing Peek-A-Boo
Thomas could’ve been stillborn, he’d still have the same physique as you
Went from battlers to NFT collectors, but I’m still calling these men queers
Cuz that transition ain’t got shit on the one your kids are undergoing in 10 years

Seth:
Seth couldn’t make it
I didn’t wanna fake it
Gave y’all 8 good lines, I’d rather have something there
…Then I gave y’all 8 shit lines, like Blues underwear
I hate this place
I’d rather watch amazing race
But the saving grace
Is I’m Tony, so even if I Flake I’m GRRRRRREAT