Stamps:
Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him
A bit predictable... Okay
first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption
you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button
worded well, good idea
i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
13 kills in a month huh, all while pulling on thongs on drugs.. impressive tbh... Counting Cros... alright, kinda silly line
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
dope idea, could've been harsher..
Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag
we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have
meh, and I get it
a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts
wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart
gothic farts for a setup multi? LOL... so all the periodic elements make up Lars mouth, lol this is a miss
alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements
and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott
then you went on in your setup to explain the previous bar lol... zeke punch unless there's more to it is not good
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck
like the multis.. punch was okay
Bars:
With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match
…until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps
idgi, if text battling is the hobby then huh? wouldnt be caught fucking dead? Is that like the thing? Like you wouldnt be caught fucking a dead person? I'd hope not?
Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes
You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White
this is kinda terrible
Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
LOL yo this concept is good. Could be worded harsher and funnier
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
again, the concept is dope but the execution is slightly off
Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride
Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise.
two idiomatic phrases in the punchline usually doesn't work and it doesnt here
I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms
to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance.
nah man.. nah
For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry
It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies
cute but doesn't hit
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…
hahaha. dig it
Cute battle. It's very close so I may have to do a number system to figure out who won. Okay so I wont have to do a number system. Stamps won bc theire misses weren't as bad. The dong line was awesome though.
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