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Old 01-04-2022, 01:53 AM   #6
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Sup Canada?

It’s workrate over wordplay in topical matches
I could beat you at your own game… but, hockey’s for faggots.
You’re not even battling here! You’re just looking for relevance
come with a clever diss, not one that only insults our intelligence.
I’m the one putting the effort in while you watch from the sides
steady taking shots at a guy you went and lost to last time.
What was it, five-nothing my favour when we got done with that caper?
You doubled my wager and still got left eating the Dust of our Labor.
You struggled your way to a three-round final again
had a highly debatable 2nd round, in a tourney with no recognisable names.
It took 100 lines and some change for you to edge it past him
against a faggot who writes in English as his second language.
You write lengthy transcripts but we don’t read ‘em or wanna listen
we’re not in fear of your comp petition, you’re inferior competition.
I’ve been here since the beginning, you only got in at the end,
no one offers you respect because the competitions dead.
I mean what were you expecting when nobodies even left
to have posited a threat? You’re a novelty at best.
There’s one thing you do well in, yet none of it is fresh
see quantity is negligible when you leave quality unchecked.
You lack logical progression, always plot twists at the end,
with the same comedy of errors right from one into the next.
None of them are memorable so stop with the pretence
like your accomplishments have merit when your oppositions spent.
You’re firing shots behind a fence here just for being heard
if you’re gunning for the Colonel, then sign-up with the reserves.
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