Thread: Round 1 Cypher
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Old 12-29-2021, 04:31 PM   #5
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That's strange I thought wordplay being top tier was assumed
Was that a rap or an impression of Rock's character in Jungle Cruise?
If there's a king's disease then I get you, I can't say this guy isn't special
But I've BEEN a perfect ten, and you benign since I met you
You're topical reign has never left us, too many useless windshield wipers
But it's so-narrow-in-scope I assumed Cupid was a sniper
I could do a gas leak rhyme or a mystery about a ghastly crime...
If you knew wordplay you'd know I did both at the exact same time
Caution's the side I air on, bitch I'll kill you with a chair shot
Like that actor's last name that's the exact opposite of hair loss...
Connect the dots... I'll wait... This fairy ain't cutthroat
Look bro, you can't make headlines when you barely a footnote
Why do you get no joy from winning yet have trouble with the losses?
Why do people with half the talent get double the responses?
It stands to reason, like a verdict, that it hurts you in private
This Lars persona looking vulnerable as the person behind it
That insights a riot like cop violence; Look at this expired addict
Lines redacted yet there's no meaning behind his blackness
Hospital's staffless plus the ambulance went to the wrong address
I imagined you died after seeing your doc'... John Madden
Now he's going ape shit because moral fibre is lacking
Hoping we bask in his glory like the Tiger King, fact is...
My only competition is line limits... Hospitality just docked here
Come to my backyard you'll probably be saddled with a launch error
Relax I meant saddled with a lawnchair - You'll fail even at topics bitch
Everytime I brush up on your past I get that pale Ian taller gist...
That's what you wish, cuz you awkward as shit dog it's obvious
When's our rubber match?? I can't recall the last time a condom fit
Never known hardships, you're the inner tube that fell in a lake quick
You haven't been through most walks of life, I can tell by your gait, kid
Gap between us is Earth to a spaceship, when results are determined and placed in...
Just know the only way we embrace is with orthodontic work in our faces.
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