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Old 06-02-2021, 02:36 PM   #12
Blue Bayou
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you ain’t street Zelph. wouldn’t stand a chance in a war
all you know about Hard Knocks is me not being there to answer the door
filmed urself in a deep V tee as you were burnin rubber
shit was a worse look for a Black Top then Ouch’s current jumper
i got shooters that i’m payin in loot..
aim at ya coupe. get your Topshot for a fee like you’re tradin w/ Zuch
& your chick loves showing me her nipples in bed
she’s slick w/ the head. Domes better then Isreal’s missile defense

how’s Rome man?

David eh?! well shit, i ain’t making a fuss
makes sense you’d Call Me By Your Name, you’re in Italy gaying it up
ain’t even mad there’s beef. shoot you dead in front a mad police
kill ya homeboy too…that’s Back to Back Bodies like your Kappa Fleece
i’m fucking sick of your common lame flips
no chance you Chalamet’s (shall amaze), you just in Italy on some gay shit
see i love rhythm & blues, there’s a solace i found in them
Doo Wops for Zelph is a dating strategy, the guy loves Italian men
shut up about your new life, shit’s disgustin
i’d ask about Roman Archives but i know that’s how you get ur punches
i use OnlyFans to fuck models, give em D & n’ bone
only fans to you is being too broke to afford A/C in Rome
sad you'll never have a lovers mouth..
irony 101: you went to The Boot after getting that from ur mommas house
LOL @ talkin guns in the Navy. what a dumb regime
next time ur Scopes Extended i hope you see torpedoes heading for ur submarine
if this punk gets Gotti guarantee i’ll pump the shotty
forget poker…there’ll be a massive river shove when i dump the body
claims he’s “stock rich”. <- that’s his own words verbatim
but in reality, his only ‘short sell’ is trying to convince girls to date him

….i can Disney too

chrome & matics. i’m known for my explosive habits
chase you around town w/ the Buck & i ain't talkin Lola Rabbit
bout to bring a war to his home..
Both Hands Grippin Metal while i’m Pullin’ like The Sword in the Stone
it's truly tragic. i come strapped, never toolies absent
wave in ur living room…Take You Out on the Carpet like Aladdin wooing Jasmin
it’s funny you copped Ratchet & Clank on your Kindle bitch..
when i cop the Ratchet & Clank it’s a motherfuckin pistol whip
Semi send ya G set backwords
casket’s a deep red plaster & we'll see the autofill the box like a preset password
see i’m kinda Gotti. blowin holes thru your spine w/ shotties
you ain’t N E W S worthy, that’s just the directions they’ll need to find your body
i don’t think it’s yay or spliffs dawg..
your lyrics come from some bad ex like a Taylor Swift song
can’t even bag 2’s so quit talkin like a tough guy clown
if she offered you’d Bend Silver faster than Eleven training for the Upside Down
i’m with Amen. fuck Covid. ain’t stressed at all
i developed herd immunity by dodging both of your exes calls
Eddie’s acne is awful. prolly got the herp & some crabs
bitch is known for worse Breakouts then the Leafs versus The Habs
you been wack since ur first word munchkin..
& your lips look like a couple earthworms fuckin
can't tell if you're deformed or an asian guy..
i asked a friend to read your lips & she told me a patient died
colleagues never mention meetings so you're out of the Zoom
lookin like moms gave you McDonald's coffee ur first day out of the womb
sending Spree a pic of ur dick in a hot dog was drastic son
thought it was was laughs & fun.. til you realized it only filled half the bun
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