[Ouch]

I shit you not this is a true story, if I were lying I'd make it sound better.

This dude who I knew, I owed him a favor and I wouldn't call him a friend more of just an acquaintance. And he's like Jay someone backed out of my little fight would you be willing to step in tomorrow.

I just said yeah whatever, no big deal A) I didn't even think he'd even call me up the next day I thought it was all fucking around drunk talk.

B) I figured if he did and that's what I thought, that it would be backyard kimbo slice type of shit.

Well I was wrong it was in this small gym but there was like a card, there was like PTA old ladies taking admissions and shit and he wrapped my wrists up... and I was like what the fuck is this man

it was too late to back out at that point although I suppose I could have... this little back room had a bunch of little kids... like wrestling and putting their wrestling shit on and it was like an octogon... maybe 300 people there but it was insinde they even had a bunch of like sitting seats.. this shit got foisted upon me

and I fought this Indian guy, which I was actually bigger than... but apparently he was from some rez in Deluth Minnesotta or something and I swung for the fenses but I only hit him in the head... he pieced me up and rear naked choked me. Turns out the guy I was fighting did MMA basically as a living and just went to small venues like this one was all over the north.