Name: Dishonour, Komplexx, iLL Poetic, Joseph Q Castro, HOLLIDAY HOFFA , castro'DAMUS, Dissy, JOEY HOFFA
vs. Headless Verseman
04-02-2004
fuck thinking of ill punchlines to bomb this queer
your shits so half assed.......[insert witty comment here]
im breezin' thru, PBA?.....believe the truth
I mean this dudes been 'just outside the top 20' since season 2
your fame is so low, my blades' in slow mo
gotta suck I just recycled lines from a battle where craven noshowed
his chest'll get mauled, with no wrestlers involved
this kid will catch a 'smack down'........he just isn't raw
truthfully headless loves dissy, alotta haters bomb back
dunny, I quit 3 weeks ago, you still got me under Moderator Contacts?
your sig aint doin' it, this hoe's a lame
..when even this kids fuckin' metheus quote is played
yall were good friends? ok, im bringin' toasters to em'
N dont worry dunny, after this battle.....you'll be closer to em'
no disrespect to meth, its over....im god, yall
...I mean I dont even think Jeff has 'HONOR over his MOD balls'
pussy, DH is bringin' heat to your throat
so im quick to say 'head is wack'.........while recieving a blow
ko'd, this faggot must loath the truth
dont worry headless, I got an allias........i'll vote for you
yeah I gave myself an extension, think! this battle, b?...
....I also did the ranks, why the fuck you think you battled me
nobody likes you for a reason, I hit lines for real
so even if I dont win this battle cousin.....my dickriders will
vs. Doc Richards
04-09-2004
serge dot T: YOU'RE NOT JAY-Z OR EMINEM, when will it get through?
One think I got the W, & I'm the weak link.. so where's that put you?
......
serge dot T: goddamn hes sucha weak link
dh la dynasty: LMAOOOO
lets do it....
dh la dynasty: How many allias's do you have, last you counted?
AkA DeMiK 416: like
AkA DeMiK 416: 2 thou
demik the allias king? shit, i'll pound this lame;
question: how in the blue hell can you suck on almost 2 thousand names?
so inkwell's his teacher, fuck bluffin' - I shake dudes;
but inkwell's only decent, so....what the fuck does THAT make you?
I show no fear when I pass this hoe;
whos just getting decent now,.....I was that way a year N a half ago
so diss my image, I thought the force would be thicker...
but white kids like demik exist, jesus christ....OF COURSE IM WI99ER
kids reppin the topical sector, so im easily bruisin...
cus thats the only fuckin' form of writing Wonderflow could easily lose in
cause see, Wonderflow is nice.....I wont regret this, so;
..he aint just a weak link, ....he's the reason the bitch left the show
meet demiks girl, then stand back gaspin';
....at the fact that demiks girl looks like calefaction
okay maybe not identical, but the sufferin'll stay;
somebody tell me this bitch dont look like she sufferin' from AIDS
"Whoa, calm down there weak link", ok? but face it, damn..
Oneduh STILL knew I was in WF, so basically...the statement stands
ps: "Got ya tongue on kids lips on Dro without ever touchin a spliff"
This line was better when Calefaction used it, homie.
vs. Oneduh
05-06-2004
DH' stay giving you 'head lines' like durags....
haha lets go
this shits simple as cake, son, how you gonna win..
when you lost the belt to headless, and I took it from him?
its said that im felt, no questions asked im gettin' the belt
and one? well, you ran away from wack,..... N got ahead of yourself
lets stick to the truth for real, dont let my flame die out
the only reason this guy ever became champ was b'cuz cane signed out
your fighting with hope, you wanna win N you might if I choke
but still your about as lethal as james bond.....with his license revoked
DH is the truth, and One is nothing worth believin'
when we all know.. Anthraxspits: absolutely nothing worth you reading
we've been thru it all, its real when the truth rattles
demiks the weak link..
..and oneduhs, well... the guy who sets up our crew battles
this guys my leader? never that, so the talkin is thru
cuz WonderFlow is so....you know what, fuck it....Im dropin' the crew
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthrea...5#post877817 5
JEAHHHH
crown ME!
vs. Tony Elbow
06-15-2004
fuck the bullshit, this shits too easy, 12 lines [to match your 18] ta ha
we all know your a homo whos played...so face it
first dude to change his own custom text to say some gay shit
to be honest, I lost my ego....you's a faggot, cause fuck..
its gotta hurt that a dude with no ego will still say that you suck
im top 5 audio or text, your shook....be honest
your just the guy that make the fucking lists and puts me on it
I was gon' go Komplexx on your ass, but this I wouldnt dream..
cus when I beat everyone as Komp, there was competition in the league
your shits not hot, im bout' to match this gay queen
why the fuck you think I just dropped twelve to match your eighteen?
this aint just a verse, c'mon son........my shits a movement
so if by chance you win, know it took...
- 18 Lines
-
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=757188
- The Royal Penis
- AlphaOmni
.................................an d Jay Reez to do it
eeeeaaasssssyyyy
vs. In Awe
06-25-2004
haha,
THE CHAMP IS HERE!
you must love me, and the diss is like:
you took the time to...
a) find my pic
b) save it
and
c) even upload it to a different site
from 11:07, to 2:09......I can relax and everything
when thats what the fuck you dropped even after editing?
Oz is obviously on my side, you gotta work to beat us
last week he gave me Tony Elbow.....
....& your a hell of a lot worse then he is
your an exception dude, you should prolly expect it too
eyedill being ina champ match gives hope to all garbage heads
.....except for you
my girls flat chested, im scrony, & ina fight you'd pound teeth in
...and you, well your 'in awe', so really I guess we're about even
the rbl wont gain its credibility back, cause listen...
you see aloe, dissy, inkwell.....then 'in awe' in the 5th position?
I dont need wordplay, get your shit right, captain
cus truthfully im scared of using wordplay cus this might happen
"pretty soon tyra banks'll get jealous cuz this mod'll hold no weight"-you
I always said you were garbage, and id rape you, damn
but then I read your verse and, well....basically the statement stands
wanna talk street? really, I can get the gat
In Conclusion,
in awe, on a serious note your ass shouldve just left with trap
even my haters gon' love this shit
vs. Storm-G
06-30-2004
THE GODDAMN CHAMP IS HERE!
joseph q castro: are you in RBL?
DUKEHAZZARD4: no
storm to the g? this guy'll get the worst of fates
when you'd be better off letting the impersonator,... impersonate
dispurse some hate, im top 5, dead or alive.....you better beware
you'd only make it as 'Dead'...cause theres only one competitor there
think about it... then from you, theres silence of course
cause Epi's dead.......and his shits still a hell of alot liver than yours
its undisputed, you need me to prove it?
do this, go back about 20 pages to where I fucking beat you, stupid
your not ill, and your frame? i'll beat it
cause storms the homo type to blow kisses on aim.....and mean it
vs. Alpha Omni and Demik
07-09-2004
Chelsea > Demik's Girl, Zara....Who Demik Wouldnt Dream Of Posting A Picture Of
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003...973/Spencer.jpg
Demik's Picture
http://www.lipstickalley.com/pics/6381.jpg
Alpha's Picture
so demik wants the belt? I aint helping him to it
cus even I didnt think his bitch ass would use a full photo album to do it
lets go...
lets talk crews demik, cause easily youre less then me
when youre the worst part of 'the dynasty', like memphis bleek
dissin' chelsea? c'mon dog.....theres more to his life, see
this faggot likes inkwell's screen name x10 more than his wifey
demik's scared to notice or embrace..
that even his fuckin' camera was scared to focus on his face
the red & blue outift aint smart, now youre dead and it shows
when that just means he's gonna get beat down wherever he goes
you mad son? its easy....i'll melt your raps
and you can get bent out've shape like alpha's hat
and mr. rivers, the shits humour....so im laughing clown
hip-hop aint dead, shiit....we even got the lucky charms dude rapping now
you aint on my level kid, im sworn to truth..
why the fuck you think demik's verse is dissing me a hell of a lot more than you
sweet mary mother of god, you gotta give up or quit
question, alpha.....why in the fuck dont you have an upper lip?
youre next to lose, youre garbage son, now accept the truth
I mean, everyone in this thread is part of a dynasty......except for you
ps: Nice Ear Muffs Demik.
vs. Serge
07-16-2004
"Just, open ya mouth & swallow my spear hoe..
Dont think you 1 in a million, cuz you get followed by zeros.."
- Tangible
http://www.urban prowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7617
way to be original, serge.
your chelsea disses were ehh, kinda weak, maybe average
I guess the impact wouldve been more if serge even had a bitch
im washed up right, so im demandin' the truth
so its no coincidence that when I fell off, I landed on you
and son, how the fuck you slangin' threats
when you the type to feel hard cause your using slang in text
i'll bang your cheques, never an emcee, your pad'll work
when you've never did anything outside of an online battle verse
serge is a jealous wreck, not to mention he sucks
all this hype over resin and arizcats and they aint mention you once
with your mod powers gone, the RBL is off of your screen
cause serge aint have balls since jeff took him off of the league
you a failure homeboy, so dont boast with the lord
lets cut one's losses, but for you i'd need to borrow lotus's sword
"omni gets props for not usin a pic while the greasy hoes he battled founjd the desperate need to usem"
- serge
omni got props for no pic and you were stickin' with it
.....until I read your verse this week and found two pictures in it
dominican, mexican, cuban....no difference so i'll alter his lip
castro? yeah I have a dirty name, but you follow the culture and shit
my work is top, i'll merk your spot
and congratulations! ... verb thinks your verse is hot (thumbs up)
you biting ass motherfuckah, i'll blame the forum
cause not only do I got Serge, but everybody that came before him
flippin bars like whoa, so i'll bang the steel
why would I diss your verse? I mean, I always thought Tang was ill
I mean, I read the zero's line....it just didnt seem right
..that they would call it a 'flip' when that shit was a clean bite
he can use other peoples lyrics, i'll still mangle this whore
cause his rhymes dont ring a bell....they fuckin bang on the door
repetitive fuck, seriously.....the same shit, im harder for a reason
when you called my girl fat so many times I actually started to believe it
vs. Ibeechu Farensqure
07-23-2004
shit, now im merkin' em dead
when his verse was sooo......the first fuckin' word that I said
you cant beat me, im pacing like 'who can?'
run for my money? you couldnt give me a chase for my foodstamp
get it, chase for my foodstamp....this lame is lunch when..
^your so wack I can use my fuckin' lines to explain my punches
ok, now...
I read your verse, you'll dead me? i'll roast you
when you have more stretched lines then chelseas suppose to
for real for real, this faggot cant contend with the champ
when your lines start here and end in the goddamn contendership match
he dropped then edited out, ha!.. I laugh at chumps
when he took an extra 4 days........and still came wack as fuck
RBL Top 30 Predictions: Looking Dope
check the predictions thread, im serious, i'll melt your skin
why you think this was the first time in 2 years I predicted myself to win
and its not coincidence, your garbage, i'll greet you with L's
cus yes ive fallen off, yet everyone still predicted me to beat you as well
you aint a threat, how you gon' fuck around with pro's when..
..ibeechu's the only allias that nobody ever gave a fuck about exposing
look to the heavens and demand a plan..
cus you'd need jesus to..
walk, run, skip, and swim just for you to stand a chance
your best lines are ehh, there hardly ever disses
cus youre the GOAT.......on'a farm that nobody ever visits
let me make this shit clear, and watch as this veteran soars
cus this IS a 15 minute verse and it IS "a hell of a lot better than yours"
the fuck outta here!
vs. Dr. Cause
02-11-2005
well, I aint know if dude is gonna show up or not... but whatever, go 10 lines
quickest shit, haha im out for the night
shit, i'll murder this head
cause his verses are so.... the first word that I said
this is my setup, and its crunch time
www.soundclick.com/doccause
......that was my punchline
your audios are garbage, you aint worth my clout
had'ta be a Dr ....Cause the whole rap thing wasnt working out
this kid has jeff tryn'a stress to this whore..
that 'soundclick pages are allowed .... unless it is yours'
your not winning, and im telling the truth...
you'll have to pray to..
god, jesus, allah, the little drummer boy and that elephant dude
vs. Vary
02-18-2005
I dont know why you would assume I was noshowing, dont jump the gun next time... I even gave you a 30 min heads up that I was showing, but... ah well
show and prove
your not winning, im telling the truth...
you'll have to pray to..
god, jesus, allah, the little drummer boy and that elephant dude
^ I used that in'a noshow last week, its sad but its true
cause, that just proves how serious I was about battling you..
im not here to babysit, I gotta heal this hunch..
..that says all i'll hear from you is..
'you love jigga's cock', 'your girls fat' and a 'your a wiqqer' punch
we was in Sci Fi together, I wasnt usually gassed
cause that just goes to show that even I used to be ass
your garbage son, stop with that veteran claim
*these* are the closest that you'll get to some action
and its funny cause..
vary's the only dude that ACTUALLY does what he puts in the asteriks
fuck excuses like, "i didnt know he was gonna show, so I rapped weak"
thats cool, but then..
what in the fuck is your excuse for what you were rappin last week
vs. Cheemagun
02-26-2005
wtf .. I swear I posted this last night and it posted, this is fucked...
listen, I aint playing with guys
and when I said 'ez' in my check-in,
...I wasnt saying goodbye
so duke registers a new name,
i'll put a hurt on your life..
cause that whole allias thing only works if your nice
so maybe im not top 5, they dont know its a fact
I might be 13th, and you? well,
....your still a hell of a lot lower than that
fucking with me breeds a problem, son..
I shake my head when somethings wrong..
he shakes his head when the job is done
and i'll blast for nothin'..
cause after this battle,
my hands'll be in the air like im black or somethin'
vs. Drugs
03-04-2005
now I dont wanna play off dudes verse, but.. the whole Syn thing? haha
bullshit personals are weak and its still true
cause how is someone gonna be..
stupid enough to lie about something that people can still view?
Castro Vs. Penalty
and they love that im postin' to win
cause if youre the perfect drug..
I swear to god im never smoking again
im that dude, and these hoe's know
meanwhile, your here off of..
a battle you should've lost, and 3 noshows
you can bite, flip, fuck it....and its still laughs
when your verses are like the RBL,
you got 4 people working on it...... and its still trash
unoriginal homo, son is a true fag
so i'll give in to what dudes say..
and strangle the fuck out've this kid with my doo rag
drugs living the good life? stop boastin' you queer
cause what kind've life..
would allow son to collect 10 thousand posts in'a year
got em! and he's known as a bitch..
since dude made an allias..
hoping that nobody would notice the shit
im blastin' em', honest
cause fuck babies!..
brenda should've been throwin' his bitch ass in the garbage
vs. Jacent
07-09-2005
postin' early, hopin' surely .. im baking this fag'
and he aint gone,
..he just aint have any other way of making the mag
im bold with a pen, keyboard, mic or word spoken
and its true text is all sorts of fucked up... and you broke it
garbage kids like you, but I have to just say..
I was probably almost as wack as him...
a mother-fuck-in-hell'a ways back in the day
kid.. I got clout, north or south, regarded in all
and you?
well, im about to smack the mods for not guarding the wall
the bigger the are the harder they fall...but i'll burry this jack'
cause dude's small as fuck..' so we aint gotta worry bout' that
vs. Phenomenon
10-03-2003
16....done quickly - I gotta be at a baskteball tourny soon - goodluck homie
ya' fuckin wit the god sent kid thats forceful wit chokes
& since cigarettes cause cancer, ur mother forced you to smoke
in this battle you can front wild but take in this hint
your ass is barely holding on....like a young child taking a piss
your known for cathing L's, but im not the poorest of sports
so i'd cut one's losses...but for you i'll need to borrow lotus's sword
yeah i've peeped you before many times and I gotta say...
if your what everyone wants to be, the world is a modest place
how's his family gonna feel when I murder this geek..
..and leave his punk ass missing like the word of the week
stupid bitch, your body'll be found deceased in the dirt
kids so dumb, "No Word This Week!!!" will prolly be seen in his verse
phe's been here since day one but still his past is silent
& all the newbies follow his lead......hence the lack of talent
i'll lift ya features, you aint starred in the hood son, hit the bleachers
..while komp'll have more hands in the air than fuckin hitler speaches
vs. Shock
10-08-2003
*If you don't get all the lines, don't vote
"and i done had chances, but currently i neva beat 'num before..'
well now im ranked 3rd n its never been easier to beat 'number 4'!!!-shock
...lets go
check the ranks, im 3rd.....your 4th, regardless of what you saw
thats what you get for using lines against me that you wrote for skull
dont get mad that I let ur line and sex life speak for itself
cause according to you, homie your the one beating yourself
...technique
this board pisses you off, bores you to death, ok pause...
this is the same damn board you've registered atleast 6 names on
and your country? well, it's UK......surely this kid'll catch flames
ur sexualitys like professional chess homie, your quick to 'check mates'
so you proud of what you rep? shit, i'm beatin em' random
when shock dont stand for anything..........not even his anthem
saying he would've dropped more lines, damn thats strong
I never knew you could have documents saved in wordpad that long
recycling whore, sick rhymes never pass this chump
everything you drops been used atleast' 6 times in the last 6 months
shock, you couldnt beat me unless you ressurected the past
......but even then every single line you fuckin ressurected was ass
and since you wanna talk about my numbered rank i'll state yours..
fuck, people mistake me for Randy Moss the way that I 'ate four'
(Randy Moss - Number 84) for the slower one's
vs. Island
10-18-2003
aiyo, craft? or kraft? fuck it, bitch dont think just choose
pathetic how even the word of the week makes em' think of food
fuck it, what made a bigger wave? cus all this talkin is lame
a) your allias... or b) your gigantic ass falling off of the name
island met a girl recently, and to think the match worked
& he was gonna 'hit it'.........but the bitch kicked his ass first
so thanksgiving just past right, now hold that thought..
user aint just eat turkey...his ass ate the whole damn farm
fuck it, i'll ruin him, and naturally nothing is screwing him
and he's 'down to earth'...but gravity has nothing to do with it
island'll never be hard, so just throw that cheap talk
& i'll come back wit a pump like some throwback reebok's
i've met a lot like you, you shook, now fucker.....pray
cus you take the cake....no really,.......you took my fuckin cake
silly fag, no wonder religions wanna see you deceased
..when your sexuality turns more ways than that G-Unit piece
user gets no love, yeah I know its sad but yo, check this
i'll mention, the last fuckin girl user had..........was for breakfast
when you reach his size, its too late, hope isn't healthy
..cus user has enough body to make all ethiopians wealthy
beating island aint a big deal, people be like who can't?
run for my money? you couldn't give me a chase for my foodstamp
this fat fuck aint no god, & its fact this bitch isnt nice
think about it, island couldnt walk on water....even if it was ice
fffaaattttttttyyy!!!
I know the fat jokes got repetitive, but hey....when somebody's the size of a large sea creature, you exploit it
vs. Rhyme
10-24-2003
Finesse
Aiyooo.......
your game is bored, false hope'll tame this whore
when opportunity knocked.........on your fuckin neighbours door
girls gone wild at your crib, deal?...but the zoom's worthless
when your moms camel toe looks more like the moons surface
coward, no street cred'll get this pussy pushed up, raw
while y'all motherfuckas'll stay strapeless like a pushup braw
your punches are weak and iffy, and mine'll hit worse
when you've sucked for longer than it takes to read a monolith verse
stretched lined motherfucka, mono's a bitch thats never felt
oh shit, my fault....rhymes so garbage...I started dissing someone else
dimples aint the word for it, damn.....its a bad scene
when ur girls ass looks like the safari's surface.....after a stampede
vs. I.deal
10-31-2003
shit, im merkin em' dead, tang'll be left hurt in the thread
you aint nice, your verses are soo......the first word that I said
your skill goes unoticed.....but it aint meant to be bleek
cus you gotta fetish for losing, and ur on your sexual peak
I.deals sick with it? naw, i'll hit the floor while im laughin
when this guys room for improvement was more like a mansion
actually fuck a' mansion, cus your flows sommin daring to know
cus truth is ur room for improvement has its own fuckin area code
ur not champ material, the truth'll make you wonder yaself
cus tang's like pants.........his ass'll forever stay under the belt
RBL's demand for skill is pitiful, and tang? I blame the fag
when last week's the only fucking time you've ever 'made the mag'
that shits litteral, well im steady invisioning the vision thats up..
on how tang might win wit consistency cus he consistently sucks
tang's a dickriding hoe, if I ran to death he'd prolly follow me to it
and he's not just shit... he's piss, semen, snot, and any other bodily fluid
tang was straight booty & sinseer was well....sinseer, man listen
you've sucked on 2 names already, the fuck makes ideal any different?
vs. Papermate
11-07-2003
wow, the first 10 lines in your verse were awful, yuck, oh and that intro was horribly done, let the truth be told...
dear paper,
if your invert, he's wack, garbage, worthless and a bum
and if ur pentium, well to save time, refer to whats above
his verse was honestly wack, so DH is droppin em' early
i'd play off your verse, but my mother told me not to get dirty
im crowned to win it, bitch the pound is in it
i'll cry you a river.....just so I can fucking drown you in it
people cant stand your verses, they laugh at old steez
...so people cut your lines shorter than classic storm-g
ur bars are stretched, you cant contend, youll get slashed
ur lines started here, and continued in the contendership match
nothing to see here, really get up and move it along
gotta suck ur only here cus aura, ink, aloe & user are gone
dickriding hoe, if I ran to death he'd prolly follow me to it
he's not just shit... he's piss, semen, snot, and any other bodily fluid
your garbage, for thinking your hard, your dumb dude
fuck wipping the floor,
ill use you to give my windows and walls a scrub to
nobody likes mate, im sommin you've never seen before
when that chip on your shoulder's more like a convinience store
& as for ur record, you'll forever be ranked the side show
spittin like struggling security guards, you'll never make the 5-0
consiiiistency people, consistency